Cryptids | Glibertarians

Ode to SEA SMITH

by Richard | Mar 18, 2022 | Cryptids, Music

Dear The Powers That Be, Enclosed please find the third and final[1] installment of my series on Cryptid...

PORTLAND, SH*T, STEVE SMITH STILL ONLY IN PORTLAND. EVERY TIME HIM THINK HIM GONNA WAKE UP BACK IN FOREST....

I had gotten complacent. It had been a while since the cryptids had to be wrangled into the studio. But the...

LONG TIME, NO POST, LAND HOOMANS! HE BEEN BUSY DOING....THINGS. SEA SMITH COME GIVE ADVICINGS FOR YOU. HE...

THIS TRANSMISSION IS CLASSIFIED. FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH THIS TRANSMISSIONS CLASSIFICATION WILL RESULT...

STEVE SMITH HAPPY HIM SPEND NEW YEAR EVE WITH FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS. HIM HAVE PLENTY SNACKS IN...

STEVE SMITH NOT LET CHESSE PERSON HAVE LINKS BACK. YET. STEVE SMITH HAVE TOO MUCH FUN. HIM LIKE LINKS FOR...

Dear The Powers That Be, Enclosed please find an attempt to appease The Power That Cleanses. As usual I'd...

STEVE SMITH STILL TAKE OVER MONDAY LINKSES. HIM FEND OFF CHEESE PERSON - DISTRACT WITH WHEEL RACLETTE ROLL...

vs = Predictable Outcome. STEVE SMITH SEIZE MONDAY AFTERNOON LINKS! HIM GET FUNNY GLIBERTARIANS HQ...