Month: October 2020

Alone now in the wilds of suburban Connecticut, you ditch your weapons and vest in a nearby dumpster and run. You only make it a few blocks before a police car nails you with a searchlight. “STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!” the police...

You bring the fire axe down on the padlock of the rolling door as hard as you can. You strike the body of the lock more than the shank, and the door makes a loud, booming rattle. You look around guiltily but the area is mostly...

As you walk down the left tunnel, the voice comes one more time, faint and fading, “Kyle…” You break out into a jog, the lights in the tunnel passing over your head in a blur. You look back, to see if anything is following you,...

You use the fire axe to pry off the boards across the door and set them aside. The squeaking of the nails as you pull them out seems loud in the quiet night. You try the door and the knob turns. A quick look with the flashlight...

You stand and say, as loudly as you can, “HILLARY CLINTON! WHERE ARE YOUR EMAILS?!” She turns and hisses like a teakettle. “WHO DARES?” she screams. You nail her in her pendulous breast with a piece of snapped off stalagmite and...