Tonight’s the night! I get to wear my new leisure suit to the bar and WebDom promises me that this will be an absolute pussy magnet. “Dad, your main problem will be allocating your Hot Man-Meat self to the hungering female hordes who will beset you.” Well, she didn’t say “hordes” or “beset” since them’s fancy words and she don’t use fancy words, at least not since she got that last tattoo, but it was the clear meaning. Anyway, this is going to be great and I’m likely to begin tomorrow’s Links with, “I always thought you made these letters up, but here’s what happened to me…” followed by a story with several girls, a midget, and an amputee.

Birthdays today include the French Kamala Harris; the George Soros of his day; a guy who succeeded by taking a flyer; a disgusting piece de merde; Baltimore’s second best poet; a guy whom you can blame for Gene Roddenberry’s horrible shows; a guy whom you can blame for perverting Philo Farnsworth’s invention; the author of Tennis Without Balls; a man to beware; a guy who fucked Kellyanne Conway AND Margaret Carlson; the guy who put Peyronie’s Disease on the map; and a guy who fucked Wil Wheaton.

And now on to actual Links.

 

Wow, when your propaganda is why it’s a Good Thing to expand the size and power of the IRS, you have a novel strategy.

 

So wait, washing with soap is a good thing? Pro Tip: Every time you see the phrase “forever chemicals,” you’re dealing with a bullshitter.

 

Why does this surprise anyone?

 

I don’t see how this could possibly be constitutional.

 

I don’t see how this could possibly be constitutional.

 

Grant-chasing for fun and profit.

 

Old Guy Music hit a couple of chords…