The Assassination Bureau

The movie poster was boring. So I am posting the book cover, because it is classy. And if this show is about anything, it’s about class.

The Assassination Bureau

*Writes picture caption

*Hides under grounded cover to avoid lightning

I really liked this film, yet somehow neglected to add it to the post list.Β  I am rectifying that problem by posting it as the last film of season 2 of GlibFlick. This film was also neglected by the distributor, as it was filmed in 1967 (I thought so when I watched it, that time period has a very certain ‘feel’ about it) yet it wasn’t distributed until late 1969/1970.Β  As Diana Rigg pointed out, the film’s name was rather awkward for the Americas around then, since we had Dr King assassinated in 1968, and previously that whole kill the president in Dallas thing with Oswald and the CIA five years prior.

This is based on a novel by Jack London that was unfinished at his death – this novel was later finished by Robert L. Fish. Don’t expect the movie it to be as dark or complete as the book.Β  It’s a dark comedy. A very entertaining one at that.

So!Β  How a bout a little talk about our two superstars?

Oliver “Billy Badass” Reed:Β  This man could drink and fight just about anybody under the table, and show up for work the next day.Β  Finally his heart blew an O-ring drinking a group of sailors under the table right before the new millennium. I think the Good Lord sensed Oliver had no place in the infernal new millennium of milquetoast men to come.Β  He died doing what he loved, drinking and fighting. I linked to his numerous trivia in IMDB. It’s pretty incredible. Too much to even summarize.

Diana Rigg:Β  Wow.Β  What can be said about Diana Rigg? Wife of James Bond, star of The Avengers, Shakespearean actress, absolutely gorgeous woman who captured hearts in the 60s and 70s.Β  She worked right up until 2021, when she decided it was time for a dirt nap at last.

So watch! Or don’t!Β  Everything is voluntary!Β  Next week is the GlibFlick’s Second Anniversary Show! I am providing a film this year in addition to the catalog of films shown. It is Astonishing Tales of Terror:Β  Rocktapussy!Β  It has everything this group of misfits like, namely gorgeous men and women in skimpy outfits. Like I said earlier, this show is all about class.

*Ducks

Reminder:Β Β The Glib Cruise is coming in 2024!Β Β Click here for details. Am I really a green alien from outer space? Does OMWC exist, or is he a figment of Sugar Free’s imagination?Β  Are we all a figment of Sugar Free’s imagination?Β  You’ll have to go to know!

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R.J.

Hello. My name is R.J. I am a Tulpa with extra cheese and sour cream.

214 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    *hits play*

  2. Common Tater

    “Who loves ya, baby”

    • R.J.

      I can’t see him without those gold rim sunglasses.

    • rhywun

      *also hits play*

      *OMG Telly!*

  3. DEG

    I am rectifying that problem by posting it as the last film of season 2 of GlibFlick.

    We have seasons?

    Diving in…

    • R.J.

      Yes. As of next week, two years of films have been shown. I only missed one or two weeks.

      • MikeS

        That’s very impressive. Good job and thank you.

        • R.J.

          I enjoy it. Can’t imagine not doing it now.

        • DEG

          Seconded

        • Brochettaward

          Imagine if you had as much dedication to pretending to be a Firster.

          • Aloysious

            Hey. For a Tulpa, RJ Rawls.

            • R.J.

              I am the Tulpa Supreme, with extra cheese.

          • MikeS

            Even if I did, I still couldn’t pretend to be a Firster as well as you. Kudos, sir.

      • Chafed

        That’s quite an accomplishment R.J.

  4. DEG

    Someone just got laid…. and someone just got fucked

    • R.J.

      I am too far in. Hitting pause for a moment.

      • Chafed

        Euphemisms are back!

  5. DEG

    Telly Savalas!

  6. DEG

    Madeira. Adventurous Young Women.

    Yeah.

  7. DEG

    A painting of Napolean? Interesting.

    I like that office. Nice wood paneling.

  8. DEG

    I don’t recognize the guy with the forked beard. Also a nice office.

    • R.J.

      Tons of awesome set pieces. I often wonder if this stuff was just lying around England. It was just some old stuff then, so the studio bought it up for period pieces.

  9. R.J.

    Notice how Savalas’ character is a typical liberal, even by today’s standards. Check out his dialogue throughout the film.

    • R.J.

      His speech at roughly 49 minutes…
      Chilling.

  10. R.J.

    Oliver Reed’s disguises are Clouseau grade silliness.

  11. The Bearded Hobbit

    Oliver Reed was perfect\horrible for his part in Tommy.

    Perfect: Such a scumbag.

    Horrible: Can’t carry a tune in a handbag. (Jack Nickolson, too)

    • R.J.

      Haha! Reed called Nicholson a balding midget.

    • R.J.

      I did Golden Path. My brother had the first three books.

    • rhywun

      OMG all those knockoffs at the bottom… those exist?!

      • R.J.

        Yea! A son, or some random relative wrote them.

        • Zwak , β€œThere is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

          His son, in collaboration with Kevin J. Anderson, whose name should live in infamy.

          (a friend had a Dune forum, and KJA would get on it and just take a metric fuck-ton of hatred from the community there, just lapping it up)

        • rhywun

          I vaguely remember enjoying his one collaboration with his father, a standalone.

      • Zwak , β€œThere is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        They exist in the same timeline as any Star Wars sequels.

        • R.J.

          Trivia fact: L. Neil Smith, libertarian author, wrote a number of Star Wars books and added his views to it. Actual libertarian Star Wars.

          • DEG

            I used to read “The Libertarian Enterprise”. I think some folks are still keeping it going.

  12. DEG

    Love interest between the Chairman and the lady?

  13. DEG

    Oh goody. Tubi must have figured out I’m in NH. Political ads.

    • R.J.

      Thank the Lord none are here.
      The ACLU ads in regular television about losing β€œrights” already has me foaming at the mouth.

      • DEG

        It was a Nikki Haley ad.

        Same ad running again.

        • whiz

          Nikki Haley ads are starting to pop up here in Iowa quite regularly, too.

          • MikeS

            Have you seen any Doug Burgum ads? I guess he’s spending a $hitload there.

            • DEG

              I received Burgum mailers once or twice a week.

              • MikeS

                Ah yes. I should have said Iowa and New Hampshire. He’s doing everything he can to get some name recognition. Well, everything short of criticizing the chosen orange one.

            • whiz

              Yes, many Burgum ads, too. Plus lots of Tim Scott, and even some Ryan Binkley.

      • cyto

        you have the right to demand that people call you “xe/xer” under penalty of prison.

        This is known…..

    • rhywun

      I get commercials in Spanish. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

      • Common Tater

        I don’t get commercials. Try something such as UBlockOrigin. Tubi has a ton of shit you want to block.

        • rhywun

          I’m watching it on TV. The commercials are so few they don’t really bother me.

          • Common Tater

            Oh, OK. An Android TV with the Tubi app?

            • rhywun

              A Sony. They call it Google TV now.

              • Common Tater

                I have a Sony in the other room. It still says “Android”, but it’s few years old.

  14. DEG

    I liked the gal in the blue corset.

  15. R.J.

    Some Oliver Reed trivia from the link:

    …Narrowly missed out on playing superspy James Bond because of his love of alcohol and fighting. A new biography of the star uncovered a letter from Bond mastermind Albert R. Broccoli outlining how close he came to replacing Sean Connery in the role. Broccoli wrote, “With Reed we would have had a far greater problem to destroy his image and re-mold him as James Bond. We just didn’t have the time or money to do that.” According to Cliff Goodwin, author of the book “Evil Spirits”, “Oliver was probably within a sliver of being cast as Bond.” He adds, “But by 1968 his affairs were public and he was already drinking and fighting – as far away from the refined Bond image as you could get.”.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      he was already drinking and fighting – as far away from the refined Bond image as you could get.”.

      Isn’t that description of James Bond?

      Opinion: Roger Moore was the worst James Bond. And the movies with “Jaws” were the nadir of the franchise.

      Mom would call him “smarmy”

      • R.J.

        Imagine if it was Oliver Reed instead. What an improvement that would have been.

        • The Bearded Hobbit

          Indeed.

          • The Bearded Hobbit

            Also David Niven was once considered for the role. What a hoot that would have been.

            • Chafed

              He was cast in it in Woody Allen’s Casino Royale.

  16. DEG

    “Big Bang” – quite the euphemism.

  17. DEG

    THAT’S DIFFERENT!

  18. Common Tater

    Prostitution should be legal so I can make a real life spy movie whorehouse.

    • Chafed

      Hello Pahrump Nevada.

  19. Sean

    Da fuq? Gordon Ramsey is doing Triscuit commercials?

    • Ownbestenemy

      His pans he is peddling though…top notch. We got a set. Best pans I ever bought for everyday cooking.

      • Ownbestenemy

        *disclaimer
        It may also be my skill in kitchen has increased.

      • rhywun

        Is that the one where the oil stays put?

        My kitchen, or at least my stove, is on a slant and it drives me nuts.

        • Ownbestenemy

          It’s his Hexclad…which is billed as a stainless/nonstick/cast iron hybrid?

          • R.J.

            Hmm…

            • R.J.

              Good Lord. A $170 pan. I would have to sell off half my orphans to buy the set.

              • Ownbestenemy

                We got 13 piece set for $400. Yes expensive. But use whatever utensils on the nonstick…clean up is literally a wipe with a cloth and maybe mild soap….

              • Zwak , β€œThere is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

                My wife (very good cook) seems to be moving away from non-stick (and leaving it too me, the hack) and going back to more traditional surfaces. She likes Allclad, Viking, brands like that. Cast Iron too, much to my disapproval.

              • Zwak , β€œThere is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

                Also, a Snap-on metric wrench set, the basic one, is just under $500. So, good tools cost money.

              • MikeS

                Very true. But there’s “good tools”, and then there’s “these tools are way better than I need”. For the vast majority of people -including most professionals- Snap-On falls into the later category.

              • Chafed

                Those calendars aren’t free you know.

              • Ownbestenemy

                I still have my stainless and cast iron for specific needs.

              • rhywun

                I have successfully switched to stainless pots but I still struggle with my stainless pan.

                Have never seen or used cast iron.

              • Zwak , β€œThere is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

                “Very true. But there’s β€œgood tools”, and then there’s β€œthese tools are way better than I need”. For the vast majority of people -including most professionals- Snap-On falls into the later category.”

                Buy once, cry once. Good tools fall into the “I make my money off of these, and when the cheap ones break, I am not making money.” Whith Snap-on, you are paying for convienience, as that truck come by once a week and they take credit, great for auto mechs, not other industries. I used Proto or Klein when in the field, and while a little cheaper, I have to go find a supplier.

                /shrug

              • MikeS

                β€œI make my money off of these, and when the cheap ones break, I am not making money.[1]”

                I have no doubt that an Ad-Man at Snap-On or Mac was the first to speak those words.

                How often does a combination wrench break? Or a screwdriver?

                Whith Snap-on, you are paying for convienience…

                That’s nearly all what you’re paying for. And you’re also paying for that lifetime warranty on every tool you own when you’ll likely only break maybe one or two[2] of them in your lifetime.

                Even if you must buy for quality and warranty, a chest full of Craftsman is a much more affordable investment. There isn’t much better[3] about S-O or Mac, they just spend money driving trucks around[4].

                [1]how pathetic is your tool inventory that one wrench breaking means you aren’t making money?
                [2]ratchets are one thing that comes to mind that I would spend dollars on
                [3]other than being able to say you own their tools
                [4]unless you live in the sticks, this shouldn’t be much of a selling point.

    • R.J.

      There are no post limits on Thursday . Post away. This is a sad article.

    • DrOtto

      Good news, if Rolling Stone says it, it’s probably not true.

    • R.J.

      Are you moving to KY? I still don’t know what is going on.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yes sir. Late September I start there.

  20. DEG

    I watched that Vienna scene more than once to see if those are Werndl rifles in the hands of the soldiers.

  21. Aloysious

    Dude.

    Anything, and I mean anything with Oliver Reed is appreciated. This is a must watch for me.

    • R.J.

      This is a great film, on many levels. Enjoy!

      • Zwak , β€œThere is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        I won’t get to watch it until tomorrow probably, but I love English movies from this period. The Great Train Robbery, Zulu, Michael Cain, Connery, The Prisoner, all of it. This is probably why I am such a Anglophile, my old man would watch all this stuff when it came on the tube.

        So great choice this week!

    • rhywun

      Yeah, he’s great in everything I’ve ever seen. And then I saw Telly was in it… could not resist.

  22. DEG

    “What can you know of assassination?”

    Heh. He figured it out too late.

  23. MikeS

    Mein Gott. Diana Rigg is the perfect combination of cute and hot.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Teen aged Hobbit agrees. Would have walked across the Atlantic to share a kiss.

    • R.J.

      Several scenes in this movie will make you swoon then. Bath scene, lingerie scene…

      • MikeS

        Just got to the bath scene. uffda

    • DEG

      There is some good eye candy in this movie.

  24. Rebel Scum

    Soooo…. apparently Barak Obama wrote letters to his early 80s girlfriend in which he says he frequently fantasizes about having sex with men? And apparently many in the press knew this and are keeping it confidential?

    Uh…. there is too much there to unpack. Did we come to a consensus on this one?

    The only consensus is that bacon is a food group. As far as Barry being a homo, I suppose the Big Mike conspiracy theory may be real and Barry’s uncle/brother/whatever is a funny guy that has been calling it out on Twitter for years.

    • Brochettaward

      There were always rumors he was bi. Wasn’t there something about him experimenting in college with the terrorist?

      • Rebel Scum

        Idk. I think the rumors may have been started by Joan Rivers. But she probably got the idea from somewhere. Makes no difference to me but it would be funny.

        • MikeS

          And Donald Trump turned himself in knots to make Joan his Celebrity Apprentice winner. It all makes sense now…

  25. Rebel Scum

    The Assassination Bureau

    Is this like a b-list “Kingsman”?

    • R.J.

      A-list Kingsman.

      • Chafed

        They can both be A list.

  26. Rebel Scum

    No moron, yogurt and cheese are subsets of dairy, just as fish is a subset of meat.

    Fish and poultry are protein, not meat. Red meat is meat.

  27. Rebel Scum

    Yesterday, after I put the exhaust back on, I decided to give it a quick start, see how it sounds

    I presume is sounds muffled.

    I’ve been having an issue with one tire losing air while not having any apparent leak. I put 5-10 lbs in it every two weeks. I’ve had it checked out a couple times with no apparent leak registering and each time the stems have been changed. Idk what is going on but I am not ditching an expensive* tire.

    *Don’t cheap out on tires. It is literally where the rubber meets the road.

    • Common Tater

      I’d have it remounted.

      • R.J.

        Beat me to it

    • R.J.

      It’s most likely an installation problem. A bead leak. Those are annoying.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Take it somewhere to have the tire demounted/remounted. Also replace the valve stem.

      Your slow leak will go away.

    • Rebel Scum

      installation problem…have the tire demounted/remounted

      I get automotive work done where my parents work (Asbury dealerships). So it will be disappointing if this is the solution that has not been suggested (they are both in the service dept.).

      • Zwak , β€œThere is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        I would bet good money that you have a ding in that rim edge, probably on the inside where it isn’t apparent. When the tire heats up, the composition expands and you wont find a leak, but over night, after sitting and cooling, it will shrink and allow air out.

        Probably happened during mounting on the tire machine.

  28. R.J.

    I just saw The Master from Doctor Who as a Zeppelin commander. Had not noticed that before.

    • DEG

      Huh. I rewatched that part. Yep, that’s him.

    • rhywun

      The special effects are Dr Who level too.

      Wonderful!

  29. R.J.

    Gotta love that blue screen ending of jumping off the zeppelin.

  30. MikeS

    Don’t make any false moves. I’m a dangerous man.

    • R.J.

      That’s my best bar pickup line.

  31. DEG

    That was good.

    • R.J.

      Yes it was. Next week’s anniversary show is fun too. A Q-worthy heroine with many skimpy scenes. After that I have a This or That episode planned, a new idea where you pick which film you want and vote on it (working on vote functionality). The title is β€œChoose Your Rockabilly Hell.”

      • DEG

        Next week’s movie will be good.

        The title is β€œChoose Your Rockabilly Hell.”

        πŸ™‚

        I’m off to bed. Thanks RJ!

        G’night all!

        • R.J.

          Thanks for coming!

          • kinnath

            That’s

            what

            she

            said . . . .

            • R.J.

              You mean Kamala?

  32. R.J.

    Riven, if you are still out there, I am really enjoying Pikmin 4. Great balance of strategy and puzzles. Better than Pikmin 3.

    • rhywun

      I’ve only played Pikmin 1. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

      Nintendo is dead to me since they fucked up Zelda and because I got tired of paying multiple times for the same games that got crippled every time they released a new console.

  33. MikeS

    Most excellent, RJ! That was a great movie.

    • R.J.

      Glad you liked it! See you next week for a lot less class, and a lot more…
      What’s the word?

      • MikeS

        Crass?

        • R.J.

          Mama Cass.

    • rhywun

      +1

      Very enjoyable.

  34. Common Tater

    Thanks, RJ πŸ™‚

  35. rhywun

    #saypubic

    Stay classy, Gillette.

    • Chafed

      Yeah, that one got me too. I mean, does it really serve a purpose?

      • MikeS

        What we need is more pubic transportation.

      • rhywun

        And it’s all girlboss stuff. Which is weird because I thought that was patriarchy.

        And where are the boy pube-shaver commercials?

        • Gender Traitor

          What? They weren’t showing this one?

          • rhywun

            LOL nope never seen that one.

            I must be getting the wrong reality feed. πŸ₯΄

            • slumbrew

              Why did I click that? The videos I’m gonna get now…

              • Chafed

                We can share a cell.

            • MikeS

              😐

  36. slumbrew

    Reed:

    My only regret,” he confessed, β€œis that I didn’t drink every pub dry and sleep with every woman on the planet.”

    Badass.

    Re: his death

    Oliver leapt from this mortal coil in a Maltese pub (now named in his honor) after vanquishing eight bottles of German beer, three bottles of Captain Morgan’s rum and sundry double Famous Grouse whiskies. After adding a final, farewell whisky to his $866 tab, he promptly died of a heart attack.

    • Zwak , β€œThere is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

      Mein Gott, I hope he died without paying that.

      • MikeS

        #metoo

        • slumbrew

          I’m going to guess he was good for it.

    • Chafed

      Ho-lee shit! I guess that’s how you spell alcoholic.

      • slumbrew

        You hear some shocking consumption accounts from hardcore alcoholics.

        Author Augusten Burrows said he’d buy and drink 2 fifths of scotch a night. Every night. Crazy.

        • Derpetologist

          Ric Flair was another world-class drunk

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtTaJAxrqf4

          At least 10 beers and 5 mixed drinks a day, every day, for about 20 years. It’s amazing what the average liver can handle.

          My last gal pal was a hardcore alcoholic. I watched her drink a 1.5 liter bottle of vodka by herself once in 2 days. There was some sort of miracle and she entered a treatment program. She’s been doing way better since.

          During a physical, an Army doctor told me that unless I was killing a 6-pack or more everyday, I was probably OK. At the time, I was close to the border of that.

          I’ve been racking up more booze-free days over the past two months. My goal is no more than 2 drinks per day and right now it’s closer to 5. Weekend binges have been a problem.

          • Chafed

            That Flair survived is pretty amazing. I saw an interview with him where he discussed his drinking. He said no matter how bad he was boozing, he still did all his workouts and he acknowledged how massively screwed up he was.

            • slumbrew

              GΓ©rard Depardieu was (is?) putting away a dozen bottles of wine a day. Sometimes 14.

              Then there was Churchill’s consumption…

              • MikeS

                Some peoples’ bodies also just process alcohol better than others.

                re: Churchill…I’ve seen conflicting reports on how watered down some of his daily drinks were. I mean, he drank a lot, it just may have been a tish overstated.

                re: Flair…the amazing part is that he survived that drinking level along with all the ‘roids.

                The human body is amazing.

  37. slumbrew

    Apropos of nothing, I realized the Citizens Bank logo looks like 4 cocks and I can’t not see it like that now.

        • MikeS

          I see a butthole.

          • Plinker762

            Double goatse?

        • Chafed

          OK, now I see it too.

          • slumbrew

            It’s like the FedEx logo – once you see the arrow, you can’t not see it.

  38. Derpetologist

    My book is up to 34,000 words. I slacked off for a few days. 46,000 words to go.

    • Chafed

      That’s some strong, consistent work Derpe.

  39. Brochettaward

    US women’s soccer team generated 3.25 million in revenue, but will take home $7 million because that’s equality somehow.

    • MikeS

      It’s EQUITY πŸ‘πŸ» YOU πŸ‘πŸ» FUCKING πŸ‘πŸ» MISOGYNIST πŸ‘πŸ»

  40. Rat on a train

    California is jealous of Ohio

    The California Constitution doesn’t make it easy for local governments to issue IOUs. Not only are most types of municipal and county borrowing plans required to go before the electorate, once on the ballot they also have to win support from at least two-thirds of the voters to pass.

    Now, as state lawmakers scramble to put a lid on ever-increasing housing costs, a persistent homelessness crisis and growing public ire over both, a coalition of housing developers, unions, local governments and pro-housing groups want to lower that electoral bar for bonds and taxes that fund affordable housing and a wide array of public infrastructure projects.

    The new proposed threshold: 55%. Had that standard been in place in 2018, Berkeley, San Diego, San Jose, Santa Rosa and Santa Cruz County would have been granted the power to borrow a total of $2.26 billion.

    Running up debt needs to be easier.

    • rhywun

      Imagine the utopia that could have been. SMDH.

  41. Sean

    Grrrrrrr.

    Server errors. 😠

    • UnCivilServant

      You want me to wake up and face another Friday?

      You monster.

      • Shirley Knott

        Don’t think of it as Friday. Think of it as Weekend Eve.

        • Gender Traitor

          πŸ˜πŸ‘

        • UnCivilServant

          That’s even worse. A holiday I don’t get off work.

      • Sean

        You monster.

        I’ve been called worse, and probably today by the guy who liked me enough to flip me off.

        lol

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, U, and Roat!

      Sat through a demo from a potential new payroll/benefits/HR services provider. Thought we were just going through the motions because of other impending org changes. Bad news: my boss liked their system and especially their much lower cost, so now I think he wants to make the switch. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

      • UnCivilServant

        What was your opinion?

        And does he ever have to work in the system?

        • Gender Traitor

          My initial impression is positive, though there was at least one feature – a detail of compiling time and attendance data at the end of a pay period – that neither I nor my boss cared for. I’ll have to think of some more questions, and we need to bring in our trainer (who onboards new hires) and the manager who does the most outside hiring to get their input.

          My boss is my backup for processing payroll if I can’t do it…but I can’t remember the last time I couldn’t do it.

      • Grosspatzer

        Mornin’

        I actually enjoy system implementations. They can be stressful, but are a welcome reprieve from the same old shit I do every day. I’m looking forward to the day we sunset the legacy system I am currently maintaining so I can move on to bigger and better things.

        • UnCivilServant

          They’re finally replacing something I helped implement back in 2011.

          • Grosspatzer

            Yikes.

            • UnCivilServant

              Yeah, I thought it kinds soon too. I mean we’ve got systems from ’98 and ’03 that still need replacing.

              • rhywun

                Yeah, we were still running a system from the early 90s when my company went tits-up in 2014.

                It was supposed to be replaced by one of several systems that came later but somehow no system ever goes away.

              • UnCivilServant

                We actually did get off of the Unisys Mainframe and the first project I did at the state which fed data to it, which replace an earlier Data entry system that ran on a SCO box. I haven’t seen a SCO box since.

              • Grosspatzer

                Well, I am tired of python 2 (EOL since 2018).

              • rhywun

                Current company is pretty fanatic about getting us off anything that is out of support.

        • Gender Traitor

          I’m really torn. Part of me knows that I’m most motivated when I have a problem-solving project to work on. Another part of me says, “Nooooo! I don’t want to make this switch at this point in my working life!” The transition into our current vendor/system was…bumpy. (Still an improvement over our former HR Harpy.)

          I’m inclined to recommend that, if we make the switch, we do so at the point where the current vendor’s last pay is the last one in December so that employees will only have ONE W-2 for the year. That would have our start starting to use the new timekeeping system around mid-December.

          • Gender Traitor

            *…our EMPLOYEES starting… ::slurps more coffee::

            • UnCivilServant

              “Only our employees who are starting in mid-december will use the new system. Got it.”

  42. Shirley Knott

    Mornin’ GT and UCS

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Shirley! πŸ˜ƒ

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m apparently commenting too fast, so it won’t let me say “Mornin’.”

  43. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie! πŸ˜Šβ˜•

  44. Fourscore

    Morning, ‘Patzer, GT, UCS, and SN and Sean and any lurkers,

    Do lurkers get up this early just to lurk?

    I’ve been up for awhile and had the first cuppa, all in well in the woods.

    • UnCivilServant

      That’s the thing about Lurkers, you don’t know when they’re about.

    • Grosspatzer

      Mornin’!

      all is well in the woods.

      Don’t forget to clean up after the bears!

    • blighted_non_millenial

      Of course. :).

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, b_n_m! Thanks for “outing” yourself! πŸ˜‰

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, 4(20)!

      I get up a lot earlier than I really have to just so I can hang out with all of you. (How far down the “crazy” axis does that put me?)

        • UnCivilServant

          Speaking of, how are the purrballs doing?

          πŸ±β€πŸ‘€πŸ˜Ί

          • Gender Traitor

            They’re doing great, thanks! Little Black Cat has become quite the chatterbox and frequently becomes very needy of attention. Big Dumb-But-Sweet Cat had been throwing up frequently (thank goodness he finally took to doing so on the tile floor in the basement instead of the carpet!) but a switch to a “sensitive stomach” variety of food seems to have helped. ::knocks wood vigorously::

            • UnCivilServant

              Oww! My head hurts now.

        • Gender Traitor

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    • Sean

      Do lurkers get up this early just to lurk?

      Besides the .gov? I assume they get overtime…

      • R.J.

        A lurker limerick is needed. I will work on this.

        • Grosspatzer

          A lurker was once a contrarian
          A miserable octogenarian
          He came to this site
          And seeing the light
          Said “Now I’m a cool glibertarian!”

          • Toxteth O'Grady

            πŸ‘

          • Gender Traitor

            πŸ₯³

    • Fourscore

      /Gets in line…