Wednesday Afternoon Links

Wednesday Afternoon Links

I feel like everyone must sigh when they see they get Brett links instead of SF links on Wednesday. Whether it is with relief or disappointment depends on you, I guess. I saw many springs last weekend. Just water gushing out of holes everywhere. Cold water. I'm...

Saturday Morning Substitute Links

Saturday Morning Substitute Links

Well, May has come, and OMWC is also trying to... anyways, we all know there's only like six weeks of ice cream season in upstate NY, and he's trying to steal a 7th. Dear God, how does he make anything coherent this early on a Saturday? Mrs. L decided we were going to...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Monday Afternoon Links

I think all the time-traveling the Hat & Hair did to save The Donald is really stating to pull our local reality apart at the seams.

Thursday Afternoon Links

You know what, seven hours in the car to see a rocket launch yesterday would have been okay. Seven hours to eat a mediocre dinner and have some ice cream in Cocoa Beach feels wasted.