Thursday Afternoon Links

Thursday Afternoon Links

Good afternoon, y'all. I am taking a long weekend with the family to go up to the parts of Florida that would make a great Rednecks in the Mist horror film. We rented a -- whatever you call a mansion of cabin, cansion? -- for Friday and Saturday night. Its right on a...

Th-th-thursday Afternoon Links

Th-th-thursday Afternoon Links

Another day, another sick kid. The pediatrician had to see me to write the prescription, and I think he felt a little bit ashamed. Enough that I got him to give me dosage information for the 4th kid if he gets it. God knows, I'll have enough liquid amoxicillan to dose...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Tuesday Afternoon Links

There are an awful lot of people holding government positions who have decided that rights are not inalienable when the Fate of The World hangs on the little people doing as they are told. Let's be crystal clear. The absolute worst case in America was always going to...

Monday Afternoon Links

Hi everyone. I’d like to thank everyone who covered for me last week. I was closing down the project I’ve been working on for the last two years.