Thursday Afternoon Links

Thursday Afternoon Links

Stuck with a sidekick today. The littlest got caught with a fever at daycare yesterday. Per usual, today he's absolutely fine and full of energy. I'm pretty sure we'll dope him up with Advil tomorrow, just in case. He's actually been pretty okay, except that he's part...

Wednesday Afternoon Linsk – F It Edition

Wednesday Afternoon Linsk – F It Edition

Today, you get Linsk. Because I maybe 2 hours of sleep last night, my oldest two and the two boys from across the street are shit talking each other about video games - the AC is out at their house until tomorrow and they have a couple of portable units that are just...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Tuesday Afternoon Links

There are an awful lot of people holding government positions who have decided that rights are not inalienable when the Fate of The World hangs on the little people doing as they are told. Let's be crystal clear. The absolute worst case in America was always going to...