Yes, I am making a reference to this song from “the 90’s”. Scare quotes intended. This is my review of Fate Brewery Island Noir: In the beginning of his reign of terror, there many were apprehensive of the worlds most infamous Palestinian. I can say that with...
In a rush, don’t mind me.
Amidst the backdrop of a world filled with war, disagreement over control of trade routes, international terrorism, perhaps there is a way we can understand ourselves better by studying those closest to us, This is my review if Kasteel Rubus Raspberry Ale: There has...
Make me defend Sam Altman, you assholes.
Now with 50% less silicone!
Apparently, a tropical depression ran up through the Gulf of California and delivered the first rain in recorded history on June 1st to the Phoenix area. I guess they can say that with a straight face because the records only go back to the 1800’s. Either way, the...
I’m going to link something here I came across on TwiX that I thought was crazy, then I began looking it up. (TW: Twitter) This is my review of Abomination Brewing Company Fogsickle Double India Pale Ale: So for those of you that chose not to click the link, the post...
Please note your current password was found in a public leak… If you’re a troll that figured out my Wordpress login for this site, your life is exceptionally empty. Here, have the .gif. ¡enlaces! Venezuelan Presidente Maduro I guess federal judges like to be mocked....
You may be strong, but you will never be AF smart.
I should probably be dead.
I own Saturday
Its been a while since I went over the signs of impending doom… This is my review of Wren House Hooks and Dunn ESB: The first thing was scientists recently calculated when the universe is going to end. I suppose there’s really no way to actually determine that, unless...
Two weeks in a row without an intro. You get the gif.
Better than El Soldado.
Yeesh
Sometimes I am reminded of the gulf between me and “normies.” This is my review of 903 Brewers Barley King: While I was at one of my son’s ballgames another parent brought up SNL. I know, I also stopped watching it after Chris Farley killed himself, likely as gag....
Product? Why can’t you just call it heroin?
…okay…heroin.
In case you lived under a rock, the newest “magic pill” for weight loss is via GLP-1 inhibitors. For example, you’ve probably seen ads for Ozempic on Fox News. This is my review of Energy City Brewing Bâtisserie Macaroon: The trouble with this family of drugs is that...
Reeeeeeeeee!
Good and hard!
The fun part about driving my kids to school in Scottsdale every morning, are the shitlibs sending thheir kids to school there. Why if I didn’t know any better, they really just don’t want anyone to burn their Tesla. Don’t worry…I made sure my kid doesn’t hang out...
It never left
Public health is not a game.
I got a text from my wife yesterday shortly after asking if she needed me to grab anything from the store, as I was going there. She responded back “soda”. This is my review of Alesmith Speedway Grand Prix Maple Bar Edition: For context, my wife gets caffeine from...
All of these links are real.