Yesterday for Memorial Day I woke up at 0530 and made a brisket. Unfortunately, making and eating that for dinner was a bit of a pyrrhic victory since in the process I figured out where the “gray water” smell in my kitchen is coming from. I’m going to need a sawzall…...
Since you’re probably at least ten years removed from what is arguably the best show on television since Seinfeld stopped being funny, I’m going to post this link here so you get the reference. This is my review of Pizza Port Brewing Next Horizon IPA: Culturally...
Its another one of those Tuesdays…here’s the gif.. Now for ¡enlaces! Mexico is still suffering from bi-polar US relations. On minute they’re freezing assets of former officials under investigation by American law enforcement, the next minute they’re defying US foreign...
Better than El Soldado.
Yeesh
Sometimes I am reminded of the gulf between me and “normies.” This is my review of 903 Brewers Barley King: While I was at one of my son’s ballgames another parent brought up SNL. I know, I also stopped watching it after Chris Farley killed himself, likely as gag....
Product? Why can’t you just call it heroin?
…okay…heroin.
In case you lived under a rock, the newest “magic pill” for weight loss is via GLP-1 inhibitors. For example, you’ve probably seen ads for Ozempic on Fox News. This is my review of Energy City Brewing Bâtisserie Macaroon: The trouble with this family of drugs is that...
Reeeeeeeeee!
Good and hard!
The fun part about driving my kids to school in Scottsdale every morning, are the shitlibs sending thheir kids to school there. Why if I didn’t know any better, they really just don’t want anyone to burn their Tesla. Don’t worry…I made sure my kid doesn’t hang out...
It never left
Public health is not a game.
I got a text from my wife yesterday shortly after asking if she needed me to grab anything from the store, as I was going there. She responded back “soda”. This is my review of Alesmith Speedway Grand Prix Maple Bar Edition: For context, my wife gets caffeine from...
All of these links are real.
This week everyone was posting a Studio Ghibili version of various memes to their favorite social media account. I just had to try it out for myself. This is my review of Crafter Artisan Meadery O.G. Orange Blossom Mead: First I finally opened a ChatGPT account....
¡Ay yay yay!
No…not that one.
Its funny, because he has autism.
When Canadians squeeze blood from a turnip
Here ya go.
He really didn’t
Suddenly everyone is an economist
*Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz* *Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* How long has it been? It couldn’t be happening again. I looked at my phone. Unlisted number with a Chicagoland area code….”Fucking A.” I said. “¡Halo!” ”This Prathiba from Swiss Corp International Industries. You know the drill, I...
¿Es martes, otra vez?