I’m dealing with a contractor today, who says someone else in my company said they were negotiating a contract amendment that absolves them from participating in audits. I need to burn a few bridges in Wisconsin so…there will be no intro… ¡enlaces! Mexico thinks this...
Smile, your on camera.
Man , tough weekend for foosball fans. Both teams I can credibly pretend to follow lost. Oh well. Now I can go back to feigning interest in literally anything else. ¡Enlaces! I will say the Mexican fans had a bigger hurdle to returning to life before the world cup...
Back to the DMV…
The damn things sell themselves
Guess who’s back?
Guess who’s back?
Guess who’s back?
Guess who’s back?
Make me defend Sam Altman, you assholes.
Now with 50% less silicone!
Apparently, a tropical depression ran up through the Gulf of California and delivered the first rain in recorded history on June 1st to the Phoenix area. I guess they can say that with a straight face because the records only go back to the 1800’s. Either way, the...
I’m going to link something here I came across on TwiX that I thought was crazy, then I began looking it up. (TW: Twitter) This is my review of Abomination Brewing Company Fogsickle Double India Pale Ale: So for those of you that chose not to click the link, the post...
Please note your current password was found in a public leak… If you’re a troll that figured out my Wordpress login for this site, your life is exceptionally empty. Here, have the .gif. ¡enlaces! Venezuelan Presidente Maduro I guess federal judges like to be mocked....
You may be strong, but you will never be AF smart.
I should probably be dead.
I own Saturday
Its been a while since I went over the signs of impending doom… This is my review of Wren House Hooks and Dunn ESB: The first thing was scientists recently calculated when the universe is going to end. I suppose there’s really no way to actually determine that, unless...
Two weeks in a row without an intro. You get the gif.
Better than El Soldado.
Yeesh
Sometimes I am reminded of the gulf between me and “normies.” This is my review of 903 Brewers Barley King: While I was at one of my son’s ballgames another parent brought up SNL. I know, I also stopped watching it after Chris Farley killed himself, likely as gag....
Product? Why can’t you just call it heroin?
…okay…heroin.
In case you lived under a rock, the newest “magic pill” for weight loss is via GLP-1 inhibitors. For example, you’ve probably seen ads for Ozempic on Fox News. This is my review of Energy City Brewing Bâtisserie Macaroon: The trouble with this family of drugs is that...
Reeeeeeeeee!
Good and hard!
The fun part about driving my kids to school in Scottsdale every morning, are the shitlibs sending thheir kids to school there. Why if I didn’t know any better, they really just don’t want anyone to burn their Tesla. Don’t worry…I made sure my kid doesn’t hang out...
It never left