In one of our longest running traditions, its the time of year libertarians ask themselves how they might dress up for Halloween and still make a statement. Up first: Prison Bitch What will you need? A blouse, capri cut pants and a pair of Gucci loafers. I told both...
Fun sports weekend for my family. My daughter managed to score two goals against a team of fat white girls, although she insists the third one she scored that was called offsides was bullshit. No big deal, they still won. My son in his second tournament of the year...
So much to focus on to rattle our chains, between the ongoing war between college fraternities and muscular whores, Major League Baseball and baseball fans, Boomers and everyone else, lets just come together and hate on something we can all agree on: lawyers. This is...
Norman Rockwell was gay.
TANSTAAFL
We ate the squirrels. They’re tasty little bastards.
Because I had scheduling conflict.
No its not Cinco de Mayo
Is au revoir more appropriate?
I’m comfortable in my role as a watered down troll
Do not share with your battle buddy.
Sure, enact my labor after labor day
I am not going to talk about dead kids. I am not going to talk about dead kids. I am not going to talk about dead kids. This is my review of Young Lion Brewing Co Hey ey ey ey Helles: So I will instead talk about weak ass communists. The news everyone’s favorite...
Back at it
I accept my job sometimes is to argue the null hypothesis.
I’m sailing away…
– Gen. Mark Milley
I’m still not a cartel boss.
*kicks pebble*
Beeeeeeeees!
Why don’t you move to Somalia?
I’ll be upfront: I was wrong.
I was thinking about this earlier this morning. Col. O’Neil takes a bunch of AFSoC bros with Dr. Jackson to an uncharted planted through the Stargate. They spend an unseemly amount of time showing us Col. O’Neil doesn’t care for Jackson. Jackson is a dork, who gets...
I’m afraid Spud is probably at a strip club or something. So you get more of me. Let me give you something to discuss: Here’s this. …and this. Discuss.
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So much to do…