Spudalicious

I heard from my tax guy today. It appears I'm a major donor to the Iran war. IRS is going in dry. Good times. Links? Donny's statement seems a little ambiguous. This got a sensible chuckle. Iran LIED?!? Nice self own. At this point, I would think Team Blue would want...

Normally, a conversation with l0b0t is a pleasant experience. Thursday's conversation? Not so much. Well, I'd been trying to figure out what I was going to do with the downstairs, now my hand is forced. And a new floor in the front room upstairs. Links? Well, bye....

We're a little skinny on snow this year. And although the osprey haven't returned to their nest along the river, Spring is speeding towards us. Farmers are going to have an issue with water. Links? I am dumber for having read this. That's just good product placement,...

New daughter is having her bridal shower at the Spud domicile today. It looks like the house puked Hawaiian kitsch. Whadya gonna do? She deserves a happy day. Links? Maybe best not to have another melt down. He can't even find a Democrat donor to loan him a plane....

Spud has begrudgingly returned home from the garden island of Kauai after ocean side nuptials. You know how I knew I was home, I mean, besides temps in the 30s? There wasn't a zero on the end of every friggin' tab I paid. And Kauai has chickens. A lot of them. I read...

Yep, in just a couple of days, ol' Spud is headed across the pond to Kauai wed his future bride and become the head of a household at the ripe old age of 62. I had kids early, so they're all in their 30's. Future Mrs. Spud had them late, so they're 20 and 22. I didn't...

Yep. It's Saturday evening. And that means the finest Links of the week. Just ask me. I'm nine days from wheeling westward to the fine island of Kauai, and I'm ready. Links? No way any of this could go wrong. The "Kansas Two Step" is not a dance. Idaho was doing this...

Much of the country looks like this, but not here. Every time we get one of these polar events, it seems to come down east of the Rockies. It's cold here, but bone dry. And we're headed into the danger zone with lack of snow. February and March usually save us, but...

Yep! Big footballs weekend. We're not far from entering a six month football drought, and Spud is melancholy. The spring league just doesn't cut it. Oh, well. Guess I'll go somewhere warm next month. Links? Good luck with that, Lou. Everybody hates the Dutch. DHS has...

Yep. Generic Links today. Manly Time is pretty sedate right now. We did finally get some snow, but we need a lot more. The summer garden isn't going to water itself. Links? The irony, it burns. Um. The Boomers retired? Trump's DEI hire is out of control. My money is...

Happy New Year, Glibbies! Anything happening in the world? Let's take a look. Links! Okay, I have to admit, this is pretty funny. Meanwhile, over at Vlad's place. Remember when we "accidentally" bombed the Chinese embassy in Iraq Serbia? Good times. Sheldon Whitehouse...

Santa has started his annual bender, and baby 2026 is ready to ride that pony. I hope you all had a great holiday. Links? From Russia with love. Vlad is just a misunderstood peacenik. Then there's this guy. Seems pretty tarded. If he's right, I going to fall back to...

"George C. Scott as Scrooge is better than any English actor."- juris imprudent Don't even start disagreeing with this. It's an iron law that George C. Scott was the best Scrooge. Links? And here I thought the prisoners were more intelligent that their British...

So at the ripe young age of 62, I hate my body. Many years of abusing myself during work, and family genetics have me occasionally feeling much older than my age. This has happened before, but this one is really annoying. For no reason whatsoever, I strained my right...

Good evening, folks. I hope this finds you well. Today is college football follies with Conference Championships. Boise went in dry on UNLV last night, ending their time in the Mountain West with three championships in a row. Links? Looks like "science" is finally...

OMWC is gallivanting somewhere this weekend with Prime. Pray for her sanity. Okay, it's the Old Man's slot, so I'll toss in a few birthdays. I'll be disappoint if there aren't any jokes about the Old Man's slot: I got rhythm...I'm not a real witch, I just play one on...

Here's hoping you all survived Turkey Day. It was an odd one here but family and food were still delightful. Time to gear up for Christmas and the end of the year! Links? That racist son of a bitch is meddling in the Honduras election by endorsing a "conservative"...

The predictions for the winter here in Manly Time has been below average temperatures. As a result, it's a sunny 51 degrees today, and there's not a lick of snow on the mountains. The local ski resort would normally be getting ready to open, and now it will be...

I feel a little baked, for some reason. Yep. Old Man and Neph are going to watch the Browns and Ravens struggle toward mediocrity today. Yeah, I don't care either. Birthdays? One of the finest middle names of all time...Father of the Blues, or just the sperm...

Yeah, not feeling it today. I got a shitload of chores done, there's a brisket on the smoker, and it's Saturday. I feel fulfilled and once I finish this, it's nap time. Links? "How about you go fuck yourselves?" MTG is a whack job, but I don't get Laura Loomer, or her...

So, I forgot that having a girl friend meant buying her shit. Yeah, she needs to populate the house in the Gulch with her clothes, because I don't check baggage when I come here. As a result, the local consignment shop just had it's best sale ever... Links? For those...

So for the second year in a row, I had no trick or treaters here in the Gulch. I assumed it's because I live on a hill, and also have a steep driveway. Turn off the porch light and voila, no kids. Well, I forgot where I am. Alfred actually has a ordinance on what...