If you are on X and you aren't using this to troll Will Stancil, you need to get on-board the womp womp train. Since stories about me hurting myself are so popular... In 5th grade, a kid on the bus asked me for a piece of notebook paper. The loose piece in my backpack...
There lived in a town most hideousA man by the name of PhineasHis pheromones were so fearsomeThey drew all the ladies, even the winsomeTo accept the root and seed of PhineasWho was a loathsome man, so perfidiousHe left them gibbering and dumbAnd always, always quite...
Kentucky's War on VD: The God That Failed Just a damn fine book. It had been on my insanely long to-read list for a while now. The plot works at breakneck speed and Chesterton wields alliteration like a weapon. You see how it was an inspiration for so many later...
Blood is the rose of mysterious union
WITCH HUNT
Dammit, Torie.
MANY LUMPS
Even the greatest stars dislike themselves in the looking glass.
TikTok’s viral ‘trad wife’ trend accused of ‘romanticizing an era where sexism and racism ruled’ Donning elaborate dresses, fastening an apron around their waist, and popping in their finest pearl earrings (or at least some iteration of pearls) for another round of...
CASH PARTY
the future is mine
Human beings are unreliable things.
Filaments
Everyone knows you were caught with the meat in your mouth.
Moist
Wanna go for a ride?
Weather Balloons
Godless heathens always waltz on the sky
Ficus
The NOPE Files
The pangs of dark delights.
I feel like a quote out-of-context
Thursday nights at 9:30!
My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes.
“We haven’t had that condiment here since January 29.”