"It looks like..." the hat began. "Don't say it," the hair growled. "That you were having..." "Don't." "A bad hair day." The hair launched himself at the hat, screeching in rage, sweeping him off the desk. They landed in a squirming ball on the floor, howling, biting,...
The key to looking youthful is Swamp Thing semen. Also, it makes you delusional. "Do you know what it is like to hate? When it goes deep down inside?" The press junket for Wicked is just Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo having some sort of weird lesbian...
“We will birth the Übermensch,” Laura whispered, toying with Ian’s deflated penis, the last watery semen drops mingling with her own erotic excretions. “I hope he has your bone structure,” Ian whispered back. “I love how I can see your skull.” “I should post about...
Learning lines in the rain
“Heel mee,” Dianne groaned through the working section of her twisted mouth. “No, I don’t think so, Dianne,” Hillary said, barely looking up from her pubic topiary. “All-wahs loyul,” Dianne said effortly. “I desherve…” “You deserve nothing,” Hillary said. clip...
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Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep.
The Long Dark Night of the Cocksucker’s Soul
I AM THE ELECTRIC MESSIAH!
The Femblasian Candidate
When you get stoned on the cloudy breezy desert afternoon
Nevertheless, she peed herself.
“The perfect beer for removing ‘no’ from your vocabulary for the night.”
Blood is the rose of mysterious union
WITCH HUNT
Dammit, Torie.
MANY LUMPS
Even the greatest stars dislike themselves in the looking glass.
TikTok’s viral ‘trad wife’ trend accused of ‘romanticizing an era where sexism and racism ruled’ Donning elaborate dresses, fastening an apron around their waist, and popping in their finest pearl earrings (or at least some iteration of pearls) for another round of...
CASH PARTY
the future is mine
Human beings are unreliable things.
Filaments
Everyone knows you were caught with the meat in your mouth.
Moist