There lived in a town most hideousA man by the name of PhineasHis pheromones were so fearsomeThey drew all the ladies, even the winsomeTo accept the root and seed of PhineasWho was a loathsome man, so perfidiousHe left them gibbering and dumbAnd always, always quite...
Kentucky's War on VD: The God That Failed Just a damn fine book. It had been on my insanely long to-read list for a while now. The plot works at breakneck speed and Chesterton wields alliteration like a weapon. You see how it was an inspiration for so many later...
“I have brought peace to the Middle East,” Donald said. “I have healed a rift and led Jews and Palestinians to the Promised Land.” “Hallelujah!” the hat said jubilantly. “Preach Brother Donald!” “I will win the Nobel Peace Prize!” Donald exulted. “Um…” the hair began....
“Are those giant shorts or tiny pants?”
Oranges! Oranges, too!
It’s just about on me.
Strong stomachs wanted
I don’t wanna, I don’t think so.
The ocean, wide and blue.
Ever since you came into my life I always felt a little misled.
A real Christmas treat.
when you find me let the blood drive
John Henry wins but also dies at the end.
Gotta get myself right outta here.
Staying regular is important as you age.
I know that you can love me when there’s no one left to blame.
BE YE NOT AFRAID
Swim out past the breakers and watch the world die.
A Very Special Thanksgiving Episode
Thought I’d be out of here by now.
Oh, Yonny
Why would I lie?
“DeBarge! DeBarge!”
ten thousand lightning strikes in the heavens
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