“Thousands of eggs?” Sandy asked. “Thousands,” the doctor said gravely. “Woo!” Sandy crowed, “I’m the egg queen!” “No, ma’am,” her emotional support intern said, shrugging in her leashed harness, “it’s a dangerous medical condition.” “You are experiencing a condition...
Slate offers advice to deaf ears. There’s One Word the Left Needs to Start Saying if They Want to Win Hong is tempering herself here. You can find a ho-hum plea for unity in her answer, as well as a guarded concession that Thanksgiving is a holiday that the vast...
Happy
The American Farmer
The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows.
Strawberry, now out on LaserDisc.
Keevland. Keevcinnati. Keevtroit. Keevami.
Keev
This terrible silence stops me.
“What’s blood for, if not for shedding?”
I am a sticky sticky son of a gun
Florida aura
https://twitter.com/JerryDunleavy/status/1493990301551190028 Welp, that's the end of BLM. Once you get sucked into the Clinton maw, the only way out is "suicide." Deadly bombs may go green New explosives could be more powerful and safer to handle than TNT and...
Yummy
Hot soup boils in the wretched spoils of the clock collector’s clique
chop
Love is so confusing
FACT CHECKED
I dreamed about killing you again last night and it felt alright to me
dolla holla
Money feeds my music machine
Futzing
I’m your rubber peacock angelic whore
I’m a wrought iron face upon the wall
“Love lost, fire at will, dum-dum bullets, and shoot to kill.”
