“I got them jugs!” Bryon yelled as he chased Kristi through the house, his enormous breasts swaying queasily. “Fuck off, Byron!’ Kristi yelled, picking up a sugar bowl and throwing it at his head. She missed and it bounced off of his watermelon breasts. “Look at...
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“Are you ready for this?” Dark Cracky asked. Hunter jerked awake and sat up a little straighter. “I’m fine, I can do it..” “You are going to have to go out there and talk, right? Like, in front of people, no editing.” “Leave him alone,” Cracky said. “He’s doing the...
Fake Fake but in a Real Real way
Meanwhile…
All music and a story I didn’t write.
Editor’s Note: Some readers may find this story arousing.
Can I make it anymore obvious?
Kentucky
“I am Yulaw! I am nobody’s bitch!”
Dread in monochrome
David
“So you run down to the safety of the town”
Appealing to the, uh, urban markets.
What Mama wants, Mama gets.
“Oh, to be the cream”
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I AM THE ELECTRIC MESSIAH! THE AC/DC GOD!
A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct.
“Getting older makes it harder to remember… we are our only saviors.”
Family-friendly but probably Not Safe For Work
Ignore the evidence.
Anthropodermic bibliopegy
I’ve got a thing called “kayak love.”
And I ride and I ride