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APPLAUSE
1983
Afternoon delight
Everything is going wrong
But we’re so happy
This second-hand living just won’t do.
Take me to the voodoo Buddha
“Corn Pop was a bad dude.”
I fix it.
So hot.
Where there are no eyes to be narrowed…
weighty matters
“This sucker’s quick!”
No! Not Strawberry!
Friends, friends
Tell me now, how do I feel?
I am a lab rat.
Skin and render
I asked the guy, “Why you so fly?”
Boneitis
Eric Stoltz, you bastards!
Protect Joe
Just smile all the time.