“Bear witness!” the hat said grandly as Donald opened the vault. “Yay, a bunch of hats,’ the hair said with all the enthusiasm of roadkill. “Be ye not afraid!” the hat said to the assembled world leaders. They all ignored him. “BE YE NOT AFRAID!” the hat said....
Wherein Donald Trump forces THE RESISTANCE to pretend there is no crime in D.C.I Walked Through Trump’s D.C. Hellscape. It’s Now Clear What Exactly the Feds Are Doing Here. Bewildered by the sudden influx of armed and armored agents swarming my hometown, on Tuesday...
The hat rode Donald onto the stage, an enormous American flag behind them both. Donald smiled at the assembled troops but he let the hat do all the talking. “Men, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war on crime by dying for his Federal District. He won...
Another mouth to feed, another belly to fill… but what mouth, what belly?
It’s so tiring to make love to women, it takes forever. I’m too lazy to be a lesbian.
-Camille Paglia
Will you heed the call of the road?
“In politics, shared hatreds are almost always the basis of friendships.”
-Alexis de Tocqueville
“I say to you againe, doe not call up Any that you can not put downe; by the Which I meane, Any that can in Turne call up somewhat against you, whereby your Powerfullest Devices may not be of use.”
The Tradegy of Goode King Donald, Act CXXIV, Scenes I and II
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 124
Do you even Subaru, bro?
Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet
That England that was wont to conquer others
Hath made a shameful conquest of itself.
Narnia-free edition
Tonight, on a very special episode of Hat and Hair…
Lou-zer
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 118.6
#browngirlmagic
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 118.5
(Joemala: Episode 1)
“But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve
For daws to peck at: I am not what I am”
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
-H. P. Lovecraft
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 117.5
There are, I think, four distinct types of weird story: one expressing a mood or feeling, another expressing a pictorial conception, a third expressing a general situation, condition, legend or intellectual conception, and a fourth explaining a definite tableau or specific dramatic situation or climax.
-H. P. Lovecraft
“What has risen may sink, and what has sunk may rise. Loathsomeness waits and dreams in the deep, and decay spreads over the tottering cities of men.”
Every proper family has one.
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her Roman nose
And her Walkman started to melt
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No collusion, no impeachment