“Juden raus!” Graham’s tattoo growled. “Would you just chill out?” Graham whispered. “Maine will be cleansed,” the tattoo replied. Graham walked out on the union-assembled stage, loose bolts and writhing electrical cables. “Everyone… the next Senator of Maine!” the...
Think of it as Evolution in action.
The party sounded terrible, but I let Mike talk me into it over the phone. I imagined his face: square jaw, square head, and huge square glasses. I hadn't talked to Mike since high school and we didn't part on the best of terms. He probably heard about Jennifer and...
“And it’s true we named our children after towns that we’ve never been to.”
Effervescence
I kissed your lips and I tasted blood.
Tulsi’s conservative wolf boob bonanza
The things we accept and those we do not.
The bed ate his hands. HIS HANDS!
Forester Ultimate Customised Kit Special
“I’ve got too much energy to switch off my mind.”
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 142.5
COOK-NAMI!
The last mile’s the hardest mile.
SugarFree ruins Christmas.
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 141.5
(Joemala: Episode 3)
Yes, the quoted parts are all real.
“Don’t tell them Ybor City almost killed us again.”
“The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.”
– H. P. Lovecraft
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 139.5
“MR. PRESIDENT!”
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 138.5
“Beto is out! He’s out of the primary race!” the hat crowed. He farted with manic glee. “Who?” Donald asked. “Beto O’Rourke,” the hat said. “Who?” Donald asked again. “Tall guy, goofy-looking, got the panties of the Dems all wet? Especially the guys?” “This guy...
One Week “Backyard,” I bark. “Backyard, backyard.” The gate bangs against the post again and again. I scratch at the door. “Banjo!” she says from the couch room. I bark again. “I’m coming,” she says. “Calm down.” She is still in sad-face and I am supposed to be...
It’s really Candian Bacon, but they don’t want to ruin it for him.
“I am greener than grass.
“Lacking but little of death do I seem.”
A Truly Terrible True Fake Story