“We will birth the Übermensch,” Laura whispered, toying with Ian’s deflated penis, the last watery semen drops mingling with her own erotic excretions. “I hope he has your bone structure,” Ian whispered back. “I love how I can see your skull.” “I should post about...
“It’s not my fault she looks like a pig!” Donald yelled. Karoline rubbed at her face and sighed. “She looks like a pig!” the hat said. “He said, ‘Peggy,’” the hair said. “Her name is Peggy, he said, ‘Quiet, quiet, Peggy.’” “She was being pig,” the hat said, “so she...
Globalize the Enchilada “Zohran,” the voice said. It was his mother’s voice. It was always his mother’s voice. “What?” he whispered. Rama rolled away from him, muttering something. “Zohran,” his mother’s voice crooned, “the Jew is about the land. You must stop him.”...
Want to make some noise, really raise my voice
Yeah, I want to scream and shout
The heart is a wandering stranger.
"I'm so glad he finally agreed to a threesome," he whispered into her ear. "Where did you pack the peanut butter?" THE END Since brevity was the soul of wit this time around, let's look at a different sort of Subaru Horror: The Youtube comments. Quentin Polley...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 124.5
Another mouth to feed, another belly to fill… but what mouth, what belly?
It’s so tiring to make love to women, it takes forever. I’m too lazy to be a lesbian.
-Camille Paglia
Will you heed the call of the road?
“In politics, shared hatreds are almost always the basis of friendships.”
-Alexis de Tocqueville
“I say to you againe, doe not call up Any that you can not put downe; by the Which I meane, Any that can in Turne call up somewhat against you, whereby your Powerfullest Devices may not be of use.”
The Tradegy of Goode King Donald, Act CXXIV, Scenes I and II
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 124
Do you even Subaru, bro?
Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet
That England that was wont to conquer others
Hath made a shameful conquest of itself.
Narnia-free edition
Tonight, on a very special episode of Hat and Hair…
Lou-zer
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 118.6
#browngirlmagic
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 118.5
(Joemala: Episode 1)
“But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve
For daws to peck at: I am not what I am”
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
-H. P. Lovecraft
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 117.5
There are, I think, four distinct types of weird story: one expressing a mood or feeling, another expressing a pictorial conception, a third expressing a general situation, condition, legend or intellectual conception, and a fourth explaining a definite tableau or specific dramatic situation or climax.
-H. P. Lovecraft
“What has risen may sink, and what has sunk may rise. Loathsomeness waits and dreams in the deep, and decay spreads over the tottering cities of men.”