“I have brought peace to the Middle East,” Donald said. “I have healed a rift and led Jews and Palestinians to the Promised Land.” “Hallelujah!” the hat said jubilantly. “Preach Brother Donald!” “I will win the Nobel Peace Prize!” Donald exulted. “Um…” the hair began....
“Candace said that Charlie came to her in a dream,” the hat said. “When did you talk to her?” the hair asked. “When you were asleep a little while ago,” the hat said. “We talk on the phone sometimes.” “Anyone else, like anyone else,” the hair said. “At least Nick...
“One is never so dangerous when one has no shame, than when one has grown too old to blush.” -Marquis de Sade
A Glibertarians Halloween weekly treat
The Nomination Process Is Nightmare From Which We Struggle To Awake
In These Uncertain Times, It’s Good To Be Flexible
The Erotic Frontiers of Mycological Exploration
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 96
That was no white-power hand signal at the Kavanaugh hearing, Zina Bash’s husband says Donald lay across this desk, tracing the cracks in the Oval Office ceiling with his finger. “Look at that one,” he said to the hat. “See, it looks like a wheel barrel.” “A...
Donald Trump Is Not Attending John McCain's Washington D.C. Funeral “Why can’t I go to the funeral?” Donald whined. He was sitting on the Presidential Shitter and watching Fox and Friends. “John didn’t want you at the funeral,” the hair said. “Why not?” Donald...
Slip Into Silent Slumber
“Omarosa, my sweet dark berry…” Donald whispered. “She recorded you, Donald,” the hat said in a low Iago hiss. “Maybe she just wanted to hear my voice again,” Donald said. “Recorded, Donald, like with a machine,” the hat said. “She tried to Nixon you, bro.”...
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Tonight We’re Gonna Party Like It’s Nine-Teen-Nine-Ty-Eight!
Filmed Before A Live Studio Audience
The answer to the question “Is this candy paleo?”
Trump's Europe trip: Where he's going on his 7-day visit with NATO allies and Putin “I hate Europe,” Donald moaned as his limo inched its way through a throng of people cheerily ringing the bells on their twee bicycles. “I hate it, I hate the people, I hate the food,...
Trump Interviews 4 Supreme Court Prospects in Rush to Name Replacement “OK, OK,” Donald said, “Let’s get started.” He waved his guests to the seven chairs lined up in front of the Oval Office desk. “Brett, you take that first chair, and then Amy, then Raymond--I'm...
Hillary, The Becoming: Episode 21
Sarah Sanders, Raj Shah planning to depart the White House “Sarah might be leaving!” the hair said, reading off an iPad bolted to the wall. He was perched on the back of the Presidential Shitter, right under the sign that said “Presidential Shitter: Presidents ONLY!”...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 82
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 81
A Teaching Moment
