A stunning blizzard of non sequiturs, lies, excuses and equivocations. Never change, New Republic.DOGE’s “Big Balls” Was Beaten Up—and Musk Is Already Lying About It The billionaire claimed that Coristine heroically stopped “a gang of about a dozen young men” from...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 27
“BIG BALLS!” Elon sang, Elon sprang. “BIG BALLS!” Donald cried, waving the African-American into The Oval Office. “Who let him back in?” the hair asked, hat-grumpy. “You can’t buy this sort of PR,” the hat said, hair-blithe. “I’m really proud of Eddie,” Elon said....
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 26
The hat and the hair’s phone beeped. A text message. and I’m here The hat groaned. The hair groaned as well. He slithered off his mannequin head perch. “It’s too early for this shit.” Beep. to remind you “Godammit,” the hat muttered. “He’s not going to stop,” the hair...
Your Resident Narcissistic Misogynist Rape-Culture Apologist
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 84
Hillary, The Becoming: Episode 21
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 83
Sarah Sanders, Raj Shah planning to depart the White House “Sarah might be leaving!” the hair said, reading off an iPad bolted to the wall. He was perched on the back of the Presidential Shitter, right under the sign that said “Presidential Shitter: Presidents ONLY!”...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 82
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 82
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 81
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 81
The Hat and the Hair: Episode 80
A Teaching Moment
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 79
This is, like, some Double-Oh Seven shit up in here.
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: The Canonization of Hillary
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 78.5; Hillary, The Becoming: Episode 20
The Hat and Hair: Episode 76
“We live, as we dream—alone…”
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 77
‘Salem’s Lot
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 76
#metoo
Thursday Afternoon Links – The Hat and The Hair: Episode 75
“They better give me a Nobel Peace Prize,” Donald grumbled. “I’ll kill anyone I have to to get you a Nobel Peace Prize!” John Bolton’s mustache growled. “They gave Krugman a Nobel Prize,” the hat said with a sneer. “Actually, Paul Krugman didn’t get a Nobel Prize, he...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 74
“Honor is Like the Hawk: Sometimes It Must Go Hatted”
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 73.5
A man without a mustache is a man without a soul. -Confucius
Thursday Morning Links – The Hat and The Hair: Episode 73
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 73
Monday Afternoon Links – The Hat and The Hair: Episode 72
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 72
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 71
Rubber Sheets
Wednesday Afternoon Links – The Hat and The Hair: Episode 70
Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 69
Trust is the permission you give other people to hurt you.
Thursday Afternoon Links – The Hat and The Hair: Episode 68
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 68
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 67
The Balding Somniloquist
Friday Afternoon Links – The Hat and The Hair: Episode 66
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 66
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 65
Is Lorenzo Smythe Available?