The hat and the hair’s phone beeped. A text message. and I’m here The hat groaned. The hair groaned as well. He slithered off his mannequin head perch. “It’s too early for this shit.” Beep. to remind you “Godammit,” the hat muttered. “He’s not going to stop,” the hair...
The shit-fit over The Colbert Show being cancelled pleases SugarFree. The audience for his whiny bullshit anti-humor is literally dying off. He was losing CBS $40,000,000 a year. The real issue is why wasn't he cancelled before now. The conspiracy theory I'm going...
“I love you so much,” Cracky whispered to Hunter, bright eyes piercing, begging to be smoked. “I love you too, Cracky,” Hunter whispered back. He was in his filthy room in his father’s Delaware mansion, in soiled underwear, half-eaten bowls of ramen rotting...
“But perhaps his most exciting development is his angle”
I’m a goddamn marvel of modern science.
Does your Russian meddle?
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 55.5
Hilary: The Becoming: Episode ∞
Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?
You play a good game, boy.
“The Spirits have done it all in one night. They can do anything they like. Of course they can.”
“Man is sustained in the indifference of his ignorance by that which is pitiless, greedy, insatiable, and murderous–as if hanging in dreams on the back of a tiger”
“The wound it seemed both sore and sad”
tl;dr
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 49.5
The Beast That Lurks In The Rubyfruit Jungle; Hillary, The Becoming: Episode 18
Now That’s-a Spicy-a Meatball!
Excellent Horse-Like Lady
The Perjury Trap Queen
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 47
Say goodbye to classical reality, because our logic collapses on the subatomic level… into ghosts and shadows. Hillary, The Becoming: Episode 18
“Many will say they are loyal friends, but who can find one who is truly reliable?”
Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.
IMPEACHMENT
Ain’t no party like a Comey party
The First 100 Days
Don’t worry. girl… It’s all in the public domain.
“What are Trump’s plans? “Who were Trump’s contacts in the Russian government?” “Who hacked Podesta?” “Deep dish or thin crust?” They shined bright lights down on the hat and played “You Can Call Me Al” at ear-ripping volume for an hour to soften him up, before...