“Y’all stop teasing them chickens,” Usha hollered to her children, letting the screen door shut behind her. She turned back to the stove, her bare feet slapping on the checkered linoleum. “Usha!” JDcalled, “I’m home.” He set down his knapsack and kissed her on her...
Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in Staff at a Virginia liquor store got a shock on Saturday when they came into work to find the store had been broken into by a very intoxicated raccoon. The "masked bandit" was found passed out in...
"It looks like..." the hat began. "Don't say it," the hair growled. "That you were having..." "Don't." "A bad hair day." The hair launched himself at the hat, screeching in rage, sweeping him off the desk. They landed in a squirming ball on the floor, howling, biting,...
DARK BRANDON RISES
That goes to show
How little you know
Everything’s alright when I’m alone with you
THROBBING BIOLOGICAL URGES
I see her catch my eye and give me a secret smile
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
I tried to fake it
Yar!
I’ve got nothing to be ashamed of
Lawfare
It’s the motion of the ocean.
“I cannot think of the deep sea without shuddering at the nameless things that may at this very moment be crawling and floundering on its slimy bed…”
Canon
The blue of your eyes was infinite
Can Kwanzaa-Bot create a feast so lavish, not even He could eat it all?
How do you own disorder?
“I just try to drink enough water.”
we’re on the edge, almost falling
“No mask? No mask?!?”
Turkey time with Cracky!
Them funky monkeys is comin’!
Snuggles