If this fucking guy gets to come out of the woodwork, why can’t I? Since this isn’t a Krugman column, this will be different. Not great, not good, or bad. Just different. What Smart People are Saying about Oil’s Epic Spike. Jeremy McKeown, a director at Progressive...
Let the good times roll!
Its funny, it used to be you just had to shake it. Now all these broads have some kind of schtick. https://youtube.com/shorts/WWhAFdnRQZw?si=SZ3HPtZbGvD3Hn3v This is funny. This is funny as hell. What, do you want a fucking list? Interesting, because I thought that...
Fuck this dumpster
Favor time.
Its morning. I’m tired. I’m sore. I’m still here to do the links. Who’s fault is this; why a, I here? You know why. Why won’t this fucking .jif work? Ugggggh. That NPR broad better have a decent rack and he better send pics. Jesus fucking Christ. Jesus fucking...
This movement for self sufficiency has gotten me into gardening. Particularly this broad on YouTube. My only issue is I don’t have any work clothes but thus far I’ve been able to make due. The retards decided to continue draining the oil reserve in an attempt to...
That son of a bitch old man called me in the damn shower trying to find someone to cover for him. The worst part was I was in the middle of a webcam and my customers for some reason al wanted to watch me wash my hair. What’s he doing? Only this. The old man is...
That fucking Mexican made me get up early to do this shit. Sure, just ask randomly if anyone can pick up the slack. No mind to everyone else with outside lives, families, and jobs. That cock tease can suck it. Possible plot twist: Buffalo guy is a FED. You...
Tonio, who normally does these things, is off chasing cock. He left me his Glibs Anniversary Post Template, so here you go.
Finally! The New Year’s holiday weekend is over. Lot of business over New Year’s. everyone wants to either end the old year, or start the new one with a bang. Either way I cash in on all these losers jerking it to me shaving my armpits. Last year was shitty enough...
What a week! I spent the last few days visiting an old client in the VOQ at beautiful Ft. Bragg, NC. He announced his retirement from the Army, and invited me to the ceremony! He was always thankful I helped him find his true self, and the red rockets. He got the...
Swiss is out this afternoon. I had this problem with people from OpenDoor asking to start up an HOA. I refused, and told them to get fucked. When they refused they left my property. This was a couple months ago. So I get this letter saying they started one anyways...
A surprise daytime showing.
Oh sure. Throw a party and don’t invite me. Sure I might have cleaned house but let’s be real, I’d be finished working within the hour. Then you ask me to take care of the links? What chutzpah. Of course he is. Of course he is. Wait…zero deaths from Commie Cough? I...
Good morning. Friday morning.
Relax, there are no pills involved today
Tonio asked me to slip him a Mickey. I guess that means something else now?
I just want you to know…Out of everyone here, I hate you the most.
What? Like you clowns weren’t going to just post your own links. TPTB gave me editing access so I’m taking over this fucking place and ruling it like the shrieking harpy I am. Bitches! Here’s a bit of an oldie, but a goodie. Sort of like me. Rising prices will get...
Its too fucking bright out.
Good morning clowns! Where have I been you might ask? Florida! Too bad I won’t be able to take the RV down to service the Spring Training crowd this year, but luckily the Kentucky Derby is still on. Until then… …Business as usual and time is money as they say....
Inflate this!
Its always morning after for me
I got your turkey. I got your turkey right here!