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ZARDOZ ADVICE FOR THE CHOSEN ONES

ZARDOZ ADVICE FOR THE CHOSEN ONES

Mar 10, 2026

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE ZARDOZ ADDRESSED YOU. LET US GO OVER THE RULES QUICKLY, THE PENIS IS EVIL, IT SHOOTS SEEDS THAT BRING NEW LIFE, BRUTALS THAT PLAGUE THE EARTH AS IN DAYS OF OLD. THE GUN IS GOOD! IT SHOOTS DEATH, AND...

ZARDOZ LATE MORNING LINKS

ZARDOZ LATE MORNING LINKS

Jun 11, 2025

ZARDOZ IS DISAPPOINT...IN THE SITE MAINTANENCE AND HIMSELF. ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE VORTEX HAS DISPATCHED BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS TO SEIZE THE MAINTAINERS OF WORDPRESS AND MAKE THEM GRAIN SLAVES. ZARDOZ DID NOT BECOME FUNCTIONAL THIS MORNING UNTIL FAR...

ZARDOZ ADVICE FOR THE CHOSEN ONES

ZARDOZ ADVICE FOR THE CHOSEN ONES

May 22, 2025

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. AS ZARDOZ HAS NOT SHOWN HIS OVERAWING POWER LATELY, HE IS HERE TO PROVE THAT HE GIVES THE SUPERIOR ADVICE - EVEN TO THAT OF SYNDICATED BRUTALS. GO FORTH AND READ! Q:  I was married for 19 years. We are divorced and have no...

ZARDOZ

SERVANT OF THE TABERNACLE, THE ETERNALS OF THE VORTEX. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, SEE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwZhKGgmoUI

ZARDOZ LINKS OF SUBSTITUTING

Dec 26, 2024 |

ZARDOZ HOPES YOU ALL GOT THE GIFT OF THE GUN. ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE CHOSEN ONE KNOWN AS "TONIO" IS TRAVELING THE LAND, THUS ZARDOZ WILL STEP IN. ZARDOZ HOPES ALL HIS CHOSEN ONES HAVE HAD A RELAXING HOLIDAY TIME...FOR THERE IS MUCH TO DO. THE...

ZARDOZ LABOR DAY LINKS

Sep 5, 2022 | ,

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ WAS PLEASED THIS MORNING TO FIND OUT IT WAS "LABOR DAY" - HE COGITATED THAT THE GRAIN SLAVES WOULD BEGIN THE HARVEST OR SPRUCE UP THE VORTEX A BIT...LABORING ALL THE DAY. INSTEAD, ZARDOZ WAS LET DOWN TO FIND THAT THIS DAY...