We were all out of gruel for the orphans, so I headed out to the store. More chin mask-wearing than I...

Joker cruised, Isner was a bounced (how old is that dude now, 50?), Gauff was bounced, and there were some...

  So, last night at the MTV Music Video Awards... wait, no, I can't even pretend to give a shit about...

Apparently yesterday's image choice was so offensive, my old synagogue mailed my foreskin back to me with...

Fall has arrived. Over the last week, or so, mornings have been cooler and the breeze has that fall note to...

Another week passes, bringing me 7 days closer to my conversion into a rotting carcass. And everything gets...

Looks like its just me and the boys for the weekend, as expected. My parents stopped by, their 18 year old...

Sorry about yesterday folks. SP has graciously allowed me live and even let me get away (this time) with a...