“I did it!” Joe hollered from the bathroom. “I got that bastard!” Karine and Finnegan had been waiting...

  “I feel fine; stop hovering,” Joe said, swatting away Finnegan as she tried to wipe his mouth. “At...

  Finnegan braced herself against the edge of the vat and reached down into the viscous goo to take Joe...

  “Is Dr. Cunt here today?” the Oval Office curtains asked in a loud stage whisper. “Please don’t call...

  “I’ll just say what we are all thinking,” Mitch mumbled. “Roe v. Wade being overturned is going to be...

  “You let him ride a bicycle?” Tony asked, incredulous, his voice booming from the speakers of his...

  “I always wanted to be a wartime president,” Joe said, standing at the fake window in the tv studio...

  “You really let us down, Amber,” Kamala purred into the phone. “This was a loss for all women. Amber,...

  “It’s Pride Month!” Hunter sang as he sprang from behind a flag stand, aviators on, his rainbow...

“Be strong, Anoki. No lip-quivering.” “Ma’am, have I failed you in any way,” asked Anoki plaintively, her...