LOS ANGELES - "In these unprecedented times, we need a great reset, and what better way than by rebooting a...

CHICAGO - "The government is really being absurd about this pandemic" said Hugh Jass as a TSA agent patted...

DALLAS - "It's like, nothing we do is working" lamented Senior GOP Defeat Strategist Joanna Gambolputty. "No...

SAN JOSE - After analyzing their successes from the 2020 election season, Jack Dorsey and the rest of the...

PORTLAND - "We've decided to join forces to achieve our common goals", said Imperial Cyclops Leroy Jenkins....

SACRAMENTO, CA -- Election monitors in California discovered a massive error in the 2020 election, which...

DELTA QUADRANT - "Mistakes were made; races were assimilated improperly", said 7 of 11, spokesdrone for the...

CLEVELAND - "First off, it's a GIRL-cott, not a boycott, and the difference is very important", said Joanna...

MOGADISHU - In an emergency session of the Somali parliament, law makers determined that the crisis in...