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Gracious Governor Provides Alternatives to Traditional Christmas

by trshmnstr | Dec 24, 2020 | Satire

NEW YORK - Governor Andrew Cuomo, in a feat of graciousness fit for a jolly man in a red suit, provided a...

by Derpetologist | Dec 22, 2020 | Satire

TANNA - "We're all in this together and we all need to do our part to maintain the bamboo cargo planes and...

by Derpetologist | Dec 14, 2020 | Satire

LOS ANGELES - "In these unprecedented times, we need a great reset, and what better way than by rebooting a...

by Derpetologist | Dec 7, 2020 | Satire

CHICAGO - "The government is really being absurd about this pandemic" said Hugh Jass as a TSA agent patted...

by Derpetologist | Dec 1, 2020 | Satire

DALLAS - "It's like, nothing we do is working" lamented Senior GOP Defeat Strategist Joanna Gambolputty. "No...

by trshmnstr | Nov 24, 2020 | Satire

SAN JOSE - After analyzing their successes from the 2020 election season, Jack Dorsey and the rest of the...

by Derpetologist | Nov 23, 2020 | Satire

PORTLAND - "We've decided to join forces to achieve our common goals", said Imperial Cyclops Leroy Jenkins....

by Grumbletarian | Nov 18, 2020 | Satire

SACRAMENTO, CA -- Election monitors in California discovered a massive error in the 2020 election, which...

Disclaimer: This article is satire, so fuck off any piece-of-shit state attorney who is looking to make a...

by Derpetologist | Nov 16, 2020 | Satire

DELTA QUADRANT - "Mistakes were made; races were assimilated improperly", said 7 of 11, spokesdrone for the...