My phone buzzed and rattled on to the floor. “What? Why?” I asked. “Hello?” “This Prathiba from Swiss...
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Medieval Hypoxic Shock
Last Tuesday I drank a Bang before I went to the gym. Studies suggest, drinking a caffeinated beverage an...
Streaming Jailbait
I wanted to talk about this courageous act of free expression. Are we talking about this? Well, no. In my...
Compulsory Yiffing
This week Joe Arpaio, formerly the Maricopa County Sheriff, accepted a Cameo...(TW: AZCentral). I know, you...
Somebody Poisoned the Water Hole!
Once upon a time at basic training. I was folding underwear with another guy whom our TI noted was adept at...
Warp Speed Mr. Sulu
It is beginning to Look like if anything will come about this Epoch of Doooooooooooooom Trump and remain in...
So What’s the Real Image of Put-In-Bay?
As many have commented already, Put-In-Bay is known for heavy drinking, youthful mistakes,...
…But its a Dry Heat
A relative handed me a small pepper a few months ago. She was very excited because a plant she had been...
An Easy Hack
In light of events that may or may not have lead to a number of people here stocking up on certain canned...
Allamakee County Chronicles XX – Scrap!
Note: A preview from my upcoming autobiography, Life’s Too Short to Smoke Cheap Cigars (Or to Drink Cheap...