Let’s Not Make This A Habit – Morning Links

Let’s Not Make This A Habit – Morning Links

Happy Thursday, y'all. I didn't think of it on Sunday, but Monday I had the idea for a poll. Which is a more made-up, bullshit holiday, May the 4th or Cinco de Mayo. On the one hand, the French really did get their asses handed to them by the Mexicans in Puebla, but...

Sunday Morning Gentile Links

Sunday Morning Gentile Links

OMWC had some perfidious thing to do. Swapping out the hot chocolate dispenser for an ice cream freezer in the back of the “free candy” van or something. In the meanwhile, I’ll try to entertain you guys. My youngest - now 3 - finally got his first haircut. He went...

Thursday Morning Links – Not Sloopy or Banjos!

Thursday Morning Links – Not Sloopy or Banjos!

Who am I? Why am I here!? Why am I making reference to a Vice-Presidential debate that occurred last century!? Sloopy and Banjos are off auctioning things. I hope Sloopy got his mustache to trustworthy proportions. Only thing worse than a slow talking auctioneer is...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Tuesday Afternoon Links

There are an awful lot of people holding government positions who have decided that rights are not inalienable when the Fate of The World hangs on the little people doing as they are told. Let's be crystal clear. The absolute worst case in America was always going to...

Monday Afternoon Links

Hi everyone. I’d like to thank everyone who covered for me last week. I was closing down the project I’ve been working on for the last two years.