Wednesday Afternoon Liinks

Wednesday Afternoon Liinks

Happy Hump Day, everybody. Feel more like I'm taking than giving on this particular one. But hey, sometimes you're STEVE SMITH, other days, the hiker. We're going to get straight to the links because, well, Mrs. L told me I need to go to the store. So we can attribute...

Florida Man and Nature’s Bounty

Florida Man and Nature’s Bounty

Author's Note: SugarFree is out for a little while dealing with real-life things. In the meantime, you'll have to accept this all filler, no killer stand in. "Some of you may have seen the recent accounts of thousands of iguanas -- known in foodie and native fare...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Monday Afternoon Links

I think all the time-traveling the Hat & Hair did to save The Donald is really stating to pull our local reality apart at the seams.

Thursday Afternoon Links

You know what, seven hours in the car to see a rocket launch yesterday would have been okay. Seven hours to eat a mediocre dinner and have some ice cream in Cocoa Beach feels wasted.