Its all World Cup, all the time. There’s a soccer game on non-stop for the past two weeks. Is the US playing? No. They don’t play again until tomorrow. I don’t even get Mexico, its normally some cut rate EU country vs. a former French colony in Africa. Every damn TV...
“This is not a sport.” – Sloopy
I learned a new trick. Lets see if it works… If those jumblies are bouncing for you, it works. ¡enlaces! CUSMA? You know, maybe run it by marketing, maybe a few 16 year olds before announcing it first. In a sane world, she would kill the duck and eat it. This isn’t a...
What? You think I can’t write shit?
3 day weekends are great until you have to go back to work. You deserve this.
Still trying to work this new editor.
This new editor is weird
Its like Logan’s Run, in reverse.
What the actual fuck?
Any questions?
Okay. I tell him you call
When you need more than one hand
“Yes! …Goddamnit.” – Me
Fuhreal
I’m questioning everything today.
Oh god, not the Kaczynski quote.
Meh. Let’s do it.
A favorite pastime of those that spend a lot of time puking
Yes, I saw it.
Wouldn’t the reverse be Bud Heavy?
Get off my lawn
I’m about to rationalize negative ROI.
They nuked my intro!
Stupid, useless, empty brain.
They thank you for presenting this gift of your sacred moisture.