Sometimes when everyone tries to make a controversy out of nothing, I like to think back and drink profusely. This is my review of By All Means Brewing Zymopunk Pilsner: In the beginning, nobody gave a rat’s ass about the Super Bowl. It was some NFL-AFL spectacle...
Captain’s Log
*buzz buzz*. My phone rattled off the nightstand. “Scam Likely”. I set it down and went back to sleep. *buzz buzz*. “Scam likely”. This time I got the telltale jingle that a voicemail was left. Damnit. ”Mex. Its Swiss. I have a job for you. There is a situation with...
Love the twerking Hulk or your racist
Yesterday I got a check engine light. The freaking communists in the UAW programmed that damn thing to go off on Labor Day. The one day all the shops are guaranteed to be closed, thus forcing me to go to an authorized dealer if I wanted to get it cleared. Its a...
Was, anyhow.
Its Tuesday again?
I did this last year, so I get to do it again on account of terrible news. (H/T: The Late P Brooks) This is my review of The Trash An American Imperial Brown: The electric car industry got a bit of a kick in the pants earleir this week with California finding new and...
Yeah this would normally go in for a while.
Why not? They do seem rather tasty.
There’s an immigrant-owned gas station in my neighborhood that I have refill my propane tanks. Nice guy, total stereotype being a Pakistani guy owning a gas station. Every so often I feel bad for the guy because he may have picked the screwiest neighborhood to start...
Surely, there’s a better way?
I’m sorry. This is my fault. So there is an Ocotillo cactus in my front yard that hasn’t been looking too hot in the past year or so. Last summer I noticed a Palo Verde tree was beginning to take root under the cactus. I figured it would push the cactus out and I...
Thats right. I am dangerous. Ice…
…Man
Its good to be back
Follow up: while I am closer to affording it than ever, I still can’t afford it
I can’t really judge, once in college I went as a terrorist for Halloween. I put a towel over my head and borrowed my friend’s AK.
I found a new one.
Huh. A search for this image brought me this link to a Florida Man who actually did choke a woman to death with a phone wire. Good job Florida! This is my review of Wolters Pilsner: Last week #USB-C was trending on the Twatter after Elizabeth Warren (really, who...
I made my kids watch Ender’s Game on Sunday. They didn’t hate it so I went to find my copy of the book. It disappeared for some reason. No biggie, I’ll just run down to the used book store and find a copy for under $5, right? They have Orson Scott Card in four...
He grew tired of the turn of phrase, so he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.
I need to start going to Mexico for 4th of July again.
So yummy
I knew I shouldn’t have clicked on that video on my YouTube feed, but how can I resist when the channel has that logo? I was never into Glocks, being a dinosaur 1911 shooter, but I have handled one of those custom ZEV pistols. While it was nice I didn’t think it...
Thankfully they’re also too dumb to try and reinvent the 80’s, right?