I am here to allow you to hold me accountable. On Saturday my wife invited me out for breakfast. I didn’t have plans, other than to take my son to Scheels because he has a “wood bat” tournament coming up and the tournament is sponsored by a sporting goods outfit. We...
Get your lawsuits ready now.
Not nearly as eventful as last week but what are you going to do? ¡Enlaces! ”Inadvertent” implies they did it by mistake. This is unnecessary, we can take care of the cartels. If they make flag football an olympic sport, I can’t see how I can take it seriously....
What to post?
You’re only regret will be you didn’t buy more!
I got some stuff this morning, so I’ll post the .gif and get to it. Shit appears to be going down in Brazil. Not just iPhone journos on social media anymore, the corporate media is taking note. I was specifically told 2A fetishists had no chance fighting back...
I want this on the new $2 bill
In yet another tale from the Korean-built washing machine I refuse to let die…. I need to locate a Rotor Position Sensor for an appliance built in 2010. Initial calls to various supply stores in the area suggest I might as well pay half what they are charging and...
Maybe I’ll start another recurring theme to beer reviews.
I’m certain you have heard enough about fútbol in the past week you don’t want to hear my take on it. So I’ll just go ahead and post a bit of the casual racism that nearly always accompanies the World Cup: What did think it would be? Here, I’ll do the search for her...
…I am still just a rat in a cage
This is the most appropriate photo
I had to do it
Sorry about the confusion yesterday. I prefer to not get into details about what was said offline. In other news I seem to have broken the push-pull valve stem to backwash my pool over the weekend. So about half of it is in the regular flow position about 18” into...
This has to be the screwiest fad to date: drinking raw eggs. This is my review of Dogfish Head Punking Ale: No, this is not a new phenomenon, given its the original American breakfast of champions. Perhaps its better to call it, “The Federalist discovers millennials...
Its election day, you deserve it.
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As I mentioned Musk had an impact on my Thursday beyond being the catalyst in uncovering some seriously awful things at Twitter. Turns out I got a phone call from a few frantic relatives asking, “What the hell is that?” I don’t blame them, seeing that in the sky is...
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Step 3: PROFIT
Not too much going on, other than team blue’s political ads here are getting a bit desperate. First, the astronaut running for senate was seen covering his dome with a trucker hat in his latest ad…of all things. Then they dug up Obama to let us know it would...
Thankfully, the terrible horror movies this time of year allow us to decipher Roman numerals.
This weekend my son put on the Treehouse of Horror from the second season of The Simpsons. We had a brief exchange where I had to explain to him the joke where Kang and Kodos were showing them their TV and Bart asked if it got HBO. “No, that would cost extra.” Now I...
Seriously, those cunts could’ve ruined it like Sriracha
Wait…reverse that.
The AZ senate race is getting serious. This is my review of Two Brothers Quad Radical: News of a poll of millennials likely voters was made public earlier this week with a slightly surprising result. The statewide races in AZ are all within the margin of error. The...