Eventually, we were all going to get to this one. You know exactly where we are going. This is my review of Rusty Rail Brewing Vanilla Wolf King: In 1843 a verbose, overrated writer wrote a story that confused the hell out of everyone for generations that lingers to...
Aint got time for this.
I got a screwy one for ya. This is my review of Pipeworks Cherry Lime Rye: The Ref begins at a mansion in… *checks notes* *shudders* …Connecticut. Here a cat burglar named Gus manages to botch a haul of jewelry from Martha Stewart, or whoever. As far as I am aware...
Due to circumstances involving a desire to travel out of the country in the near future and anticipating it as a requirement, I went and got vaccinated like STEVE SMITH... This is my review Russian Circles Black Pilsner: My problem is I happen to donate blood on a...
Yes it is April 20. I have nothing in particular to say about it... ...other than the house finally passing the marijuana banking bill yesterday. Something that probably should’ve been done a couple years ago. Meanwhile, Mexico is still trying to set up their graft...
Yeah, I’m phoning it in. I requested a day off work during the one week at work where my boss is responsible for a quarterly presentation to the board and other seemingly important people. I got the inevitable text around 20:30 while I was at the gym that I needed...
Whats funny is this picture isn’t that great if you see the parts it cuts off.
Because it came up in conversation multiple times over the past week or so it only seems right to research the question everyone is asking. What the hell is a Non-Fungible Token, anyways? This is my review of Delirium Red Belgian Ale: Before we begin: I am not an...
Today is a new day for me. Something terrible happened to me last week that I am still recovering. Relax, nobody died. My gym closed down permanently. Was it the local terrorist warlords that shut them down this time? No, just business. I thought I noticed a...
Are you on it?
Yo
Eventually, they’re going to come for your favorite condom brand.
¡Buenos tardes, Gliberinos! Today is opening day for my son’s little league team. Somehow I got suckered into helping coach so that’s another 3 hours per week I could be spend fucking off. That’s not the aggravating part. That was spending half a Saturday...
Bzzzzzzzzzzzz My phone buzzed off the nightstand. ”Hello” ”We’ve been trying to reach you. According to our records your car’s warranty is about to expire—” “Bah. I’ll block it later.” I set the phone back in the nightstand and pretended sleeping was still an...
Stupid daylight savings time
Relax, there is no cannibalism involved…yet.
Screwy week already. Why are people talking about this Oprah interview? Sure the 90’s never really ended and she’s a billionaire narcissist but there has to be somebody else out there that can interview people I have no interest in? Nice, they’re making Spaetzle on...
…but I am always prepared to be disappointed.
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Either TPTB authorized this awful pun, or they failed to prevent it.
Wife and I completed our taxes and concluded waiting for the fools to determine if the president might stay awake long enough to sign might get us an additional $4k in funny money. So we’ll wait. Las Mujeres de Chile, plan a “Women’s Strike early next month to combat...
For those of you stuck in Texas wondering how it is the power is still out, fear not. I will not, in the most cowardly fashion, make fun of you while I know your internet is probably out. Okay, maybe a little. Current weather in Phoenix today is about 75F. This is...
I’m sorry, you expected me to be late?
Here’s a party game. Substitute the phrase “Taxation is Theft” into a single word of the title of your favorite movie. Then we guess what your favorite movie is.
I’ll start: The [Taxation is Theft]
¡Por tiempo enlaces mexicanos!