Saturday Morning Surrounded By Tards Links

Saturday Morning Surrounded By Tards Links

Our retarded staff continues to provide me with material. After our waitress's insistence that she understands everything there is to know about every wine and beer on our list, she's now confident on giving recommendations. Confidence, unfortunately, is not the same...

Sunday Morning Great White Northern Dad Links

Sunday Morning Great White Northern Dad Links

Heading up to the Great White North for a couple days at Prime's beach cottage on Lake Erie. She has, without any expectation of success, begged me to be polite, not ask people why they have beady eyes and floppy heads, how they feel about becoming America's 52nd...

Saturday Morning Dinnertime Blues

Saturday Morning Dinnertime Blues

As much as I complain about the rather dimwitted and entitled customer base we have, I can't say much better for our staff. We do have some excellent people, but we also have... to be generous, tards. Except actual Downs tards are generally super nice, kind, cheerful,...

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

Jewsday Tuesday: The Weirdness of Sacrifice

(((We))) do all kinds of weird shit, and most of it traces back to the mysterious and arbitrary whims of Yahweh. And Yahweh loved to troll (((us))). Somehow or other, the priests always came out ahead…