One week until Christmas, and the football coach at Ohio University just got a lump of coal in his stocking. I wonder what happened there. I got nothing else at all for sports, so time to move on. Forget about Venezuela, the real drumbeat for war is coming from...
Have a seat on Sloopy Claus’s lap and enjoy…the links!
Aside from the shockingly poor play calling in the red zone by Ohio State, that was a hell of a game they lost to Indiana. But a loss is a loss and now they're the 2-seed (should have dropped to 3). Oh well, that's the way it goes when you can't score and your kicker...
Let freedom ring, y’all. And enjoy…the links!
Yee Haw! Here comes…the links!
This just in: there’s lots of assholery in…The Links!
Getting the bit between my teeth to bring you…the links!
Getting my research in for…the links!
I have a dream! A dream that you will read…the links!
Driving in with…the links!
I’m not mad. I’m just reading…the links!
Imma cutting you if you don’t read-a…the links!
Sacre bleu! It’s time for…the links!
Gonna make a splash with this edition of…the links!
Racing in to bring you…the links!
Buenos Dias, Amigos! Is the time for… los links!
Ho! Ho! Ho-lee shit! It’s time for…the links!
Let’s take a long, hard look at…the links!
Chilling out with…the links!
Belly up for…the links!
Party on, dude. With…the links!
Let’s all take a look at…the links!
Get back here and let me deliver…the links!
Hooray! We’re doing…the links!
Let me toss you a nice Friday edition of…the links!
