“They tried to kill me!” the hat screamed in the Presidential Beast as he and Donald and the hair drove back to the White House. “He tried to kill all three of us,” the hair said. His voice was shaky and tired. “Butler, the golf course, and now this shit!” “It took a...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n7eNFj_9Vk "Grill me, broil me, sear me on a griddle. I have such sights to show you! MEAT SIGHTS!" "I don't care that it's black as long as it looks classy. It looks classy, right? I'm going to fuck Dick Cheney with it." My Dad Used...
“I really thought the Iran War would be more fun,” the hat said. Donald grumbled as he pissed in the ficus behind the Resolute desk. “How is that thing even still alive?” the hair asked the hat. “Iran? I dunno.” “The ficus, stupid,” the hair said. “I’m not stupid,...
I was bored before I even began
Who made who?
As simple as a flower
Take a deep whiff.
The ashes and the fire.
The Price of Betrayal
Learning lines in the rain
“Heel mee,” Dianne groaned through the working section of her twisted mouth. “No, I don’t think so, Dianne,” Hillary said, barely looking up from her pubic topiary. “All-wahs loyul,” Dianne said effortly. “I desherve…” “You deserve nothing,” Hillary said. clip...
gm
Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep.
The Long Dark Night of the Cocksucker’s Soul
I AM THE ELECTRIC MESSIAH!
The Femblasian Candidate
When you get stoned on the cloudy breezy desert afternoon
Nevertheless, she peed herself.
“The perfect beer for removing ‘no’ from your vocabulary for the night.”
Blood is the rose of mysterious union
WITCH HUNT
Dammit, Torie.
MANY LUMPS
Even the greatest stars dislike themselves in the looking glass.
TikTok’s viral ‘trad wife’ trend accused of ‘romanticizing an era where sexism and racism ruled’ Donning elaborate dresses, fastening an apron around their waist, and popping in their finest pearl earrings (or at least some iteration of pearls) for another round of...