Kentucky's War on VD: The God That Failed Just a damn fine book. It had been on my insanely long to-read list for a while now. The plot works at breakneck speed and Chesterton wields alliteration like a weapon. You see how it was an inspiration for so many later...
“I have brought peace to the Middle East,” Donald said. “I have healed a rift and led Jews and Palestinians to the Promised Land.” “Hallelujah!” the hat said jubilantly. “Preach Brother Donald!” “I will win the Nobel Peace Prize!” Donald exulted. “Um…” the hair began....
Can you people understand how hard it is to satirize something that is already as stupid as this? You go much past this level of stupid, you threaten to tear a rift in time and space itself. Demons will pour out of it. Demons hungry for face-meat. Your face-meat....
“I must be honestly.”
And the man in the back said, “Everyone attack!”
Lump lingered last in line for brains.
Why do we still live here?
Sizzler.
Danger! Danger!
Year Zero Interrupt
Superman or Green Lantern ain’t got a-nothin’ on me
The pandemic is over.
I am nothing
“I am tall and have white hair.”
And they didn’t, so he died.
Finnegan begin again
Back to the butter.
“What are they chanting?”
“Rise.”
A question unposed
Ficus
Alcohol, dirty malls, Pensacola, Florida bars
It’s an important day.
Do you have to think about it?
[giggle]
Like the grooves on a record