https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n7eNFj_9Vk "Grill me, broil me, sear me on a griddle. I have such sights to show you! MEAT SIGHTS!" "I don't care that it's black as long as it looks classy. It looks classy, right? I'm going to fuck Dick Cheney with it." My Dad Used...
“I really thought the Iran War would be more fun,” the hat said. Donald grumbled as he pissed in the ficus behind the Resolute desk. “How is that thing even still alive?” the hair asked the hat. “Iran? I dunno.” “The ficus, stupid,” the hair said. “I’m not stupid,...
DeCarlos Brown Jr. found incompetent to proceed in Charlotte light rail killing "I got that White girl." Thing that everyone should have known was going to happen happened. He'll be "cured" and released in under 10 years. (The federal case will go absolutely nowhere.)...
CASH PARTY
the future is mine
Human beings are unreliable things.
Filaments
Everyone knows you were caught with the meat in your mouth.
Moist
Wanna go for a ride?
Weather Balloons
Godless heathens always waltz on the sky
Ficus
The NOPE Files
The pangs of dark delights.
I feel like a quote out-of-context
Thursday nights at 9:30!
My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes.
“We haven’t had that condiment here since January 29.”
“Are those giant shorts or tiny pants?”
Oranges! Oranges, too!
It’s just about on me.
Strong stomachs wanted
I don’t wanna, I don’t think so.
The ocean, wide and blue.