“Shake his hand, John,” Lump whispered. “We will need somewhere to go after the lunatics in the party drives us off.” “What if Gisele finds out?” John asked. “What, is she going to somehow hate you more?” The State of the Union scrum was loud and people surged around...
“Why did you let me get so drunk on that stuff?” the hair asked, miserable, perched on Donald’s shoulder like a parrot about to vomit. “I didn’t let you do anything,” the hat said. “I’m not your Cracky.” “I miss that guy,” the hair said. “We all miss that guy,” the...
““Fuck you,” the hair grumbled, lop-sided on Donald’s head. “What the hell did I do?” the hat asked. The hair said something slurred and indistinct and the hat glowered with his bulging hat eyes. “Donald?” the hat asked. “What’s wrong with him?” “I’m fine,” the hair...
I feel like a quote out-of-context
Thursday nights at 9:30!
My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes.
“We haven’t had that condiment here since January 29.”
“Are those giant shorts or tiny pants?”
Oranges! Oranges, too!
It’s just about on me.
Strong stomachs wanted
I don’t wanna, I don’t think so.
The ocean, wide and blue.
Ever since you came into my life I always felt a little misled.
A real Christmas treat.
when you find me let the blood drive
John Henry wins but also dies at the end.
Gotta get myself right outta here.
Staying regular is important as you age.
I know that you can love me when there’s no one left to blame.
BE YE NOT AFRAID
Swim out past the breakers and watch the world die.
A Very Special Thanksgiving Episode
Thought I’d be out of here by now.
Oh, Yonny