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Why would I lie?
“DeBarge! DeBarge!”
ten thousand lightning strikes in the heavens
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“I must be honestly.”
And the man in the back said, “Everyone attack!”
Lump lingered last in line for brains.
Why do we still live here?
Sizzler.
Danger! Danger!
Year Zero Interrupt
Superman or Green Lantern ain’t got a-nothin’ on me
The pandemic is over.
I am nothing
“I am tall and have white hair.”
And they didn’t, so he died.
Finnegan begin again
Back to the butter.
“What are they chanting?”
“Rise.”
A question unposed
Ficus
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