Jane Goodall, famed primatologist, anthropologist and conservationist, dead at 91 I expect the autopsy to confirm cause of death as monkeypox. I know she studied apes, fuck off. Why did the ACA need enhanced premium tax breaks? I thought it made healthcare affordable....
“My Presidential Library is going to be so classy,” Donald said, “just the classist." “But it’s in Florida,” the hair said. “Florida loves Donald,” the hat said. “Where else should he have it?” “Uh, New York City? His hometown.” “Nah, fuck that shithole. They can rot...
There is something almost comforting that Mandy has always been and still is an offensive idiot. Like the changing of the seasons: you might not know when winter comes, but you know it will. When will Mandy reveal herself to be a deluded asshole again? Soon. She is...
“Getting older makes it harder to remember… we are our only saviors.”
Family-friendly but probably Not Safe For Work
Ignore the evidence.
Anthropodermic bibliopegy
I’ve got a thing called “kayak love.”
And I ride and I ride
Missives
slap bass
Lobster hands all boiled and sharp
Astrolabe
narrative
juvenile delinquent wrecks
Love Camp #7
What chance have you got against a tie and a crest?
Unrelated to lamb flaps.
i’ve got a little surprise for you
Pandemonium.
Your laser love is like a heart attack
No teeth
Between the Disney abattoir
and the chemical refinery
I knew I was in trouble
but I thought I was in hell
“In his house at Mar-a-Lago
Hatted Donald waits dreaming”
Madness is the gift that has been given to me