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Poasting.
“It’s not my fault she looks like a pig!” Donald yelled. Karoline rubbed at her face and sighed. “She looks like a pig!” the hat said. “He said, ‘Peggy,’” the hair said. “Her name is Peggy, he said, ‘Quiet, quiet, Peggy.’” “She was being pig,” the hat said, “so she...
Meanwhile…
All music and a story I didn’t write.
Editor’s Note: Some readers may find this story arousing.
Can I make it anymore obvious?
Kentucky
“I am Yulaw! I am nobody’s bitch!”
Dread in monochrome
David
“So you run down to the safety of the town”
Appealing to the, uh, urban markets.
What Mama wants, Mama gets.
“Oh, to be the cream”
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I AM THE ELECTRIC MESSIAH! THE AC/DC GOD!
A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct.
“Getting older makes it harder to remember… we are our only saviors.”
Family-friendly but probably Not Safe For Work
Ignore the evidence.
Anthropodermic bibliopegy
I’ve got a thing called “kayak love.”
And I ride and I ride
Missives