The hat rode Donald onto the stage, an enormous American flag behind them both. Donald smiled at the assembled troops but he let the hat do all the talking. “Men, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war on crime by dying for his Federal District. He won...
A stunning blizzard of non sequiturs, lies, excuses and equivocations. Never change, New Republic.DOGE’s “Big Balls” Was Beaten Up—and Musk Is Already Lying About It The billionaire claimed that Coristine heroically stopped “a gang of about a dozen young men” from...
“BIG BALLS!” Elon sang, Elon sprang. “BIG BALLS!” Donald cried, waving the African-American into The Oval Office. “Who let him back in?” the hair asked, hat-grumpy. “You can’t buy this sort of PR,” the hat said, hair-blithe. “I’m really proud of Eddie,” Elon said....
A Glibertarians Halloween weekly treat
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A Glibertarians Halloween weekly treat
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A Glibertarians Halloween weekly treat
“One is never so dangerous when one has no shame, than when one has grown too old to blush.” -Marquis de Sade
A Glibertarians Halloween weekly treat
The Nomination Process Is Nightmare From Which We Struggle To Awake
In These Uncertain Times, It’s Good To Be Flexible
The Erotic Frontiers of Mycological Exploration
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 96
That was no white-power hand signal at the Kavanaugh hearing, Zina Bash’s husband says Donald lay across this desk, tracing the cracks in the Oval Office ceiling with his finger. “Look at that one,” he said to the hat. “See, it looks like a wheel barrel.” “A...
Donald Trump Is Not Attending John McCain's Washington D.C. Funeral “Why can’t I go to the funeral?” Donald whined. He was sitting on the Presidential Shitter and watching Fox and Friends. “John didn’t want you at the funeral,” the hair said. “Why not?” Donald...
Slip Into Silent Slumber
“Omarosa, my sweet dark berry…” Donald whispered. “She recorded you, Donald,” the hat said in a low Iago hiss. “Maybe she just wanted to hear my voice again,” Donald said. “Recorded, Donald, like with a machine,” the hat said. “She tried to Nixon you, bro.”...
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Tonight We’re Gonna Party Like It’s Nine-Teen-Nine-Ty-Eight!
Filmed Before A Live Studio Audience
The answer to the question “Is this candy paleo?”
Trump's Europe trip: Where he's going on his 7-day visit with NATO allies and Putin “I hate Europe,” Donald moaned as his limo inched its way through a throng of people cheerily ringing the bells on their twee bicycles. “I hate it, I hate the people, I hate the food,...
Trump Interviews 4 Supreme Court Prospects in Rush to Name Replacement “OK, OK,” Donald said, “Let’s get started.” He waved his guests to the seven chairs lined up in front of the Oval Office desk. “Brett, you take that first chair, and then Amy, then Raymond--I'm...