Choose Your Own Adventure

On Turning Sixty

Note: This also appears over at my own web site, Animal Magnetism. Note that over there it's a Rule Five...

The hardest interview question I ever got was asking how the VA changed its security protocols following a...

North to Alaska V – Finale Mrs. Animal and I have been planning this for twenty years. We’re now at the...

As usual, this seemingly mundane outing had an unusual twist. Seems like most of what I do goes just...

I visited an old friend, who held my arms and wondered, what stories they could tell? So many years, so much...

After the Vogons wiped the entire Sol system clean, Humans were scattered amongst the worlds,...

Of all the misplaced outrage I encounter online, the anger at wealthy people (usually libtards) who complain...

North to Alaska IV – Taking Possession Mrs. Animal and I have been planning this for twenty years. We’re now...

Alone now in the wilds of suburban Connecticut, you ditch your weapons and vest in a nearby dumpster and run....

You bring the fire axe down on the padlock of the rolling door as hard as you can. You strike the body of the...