Thursday Morning Links

Thursday Morning Links

Good Thursday morning! First, speaking as the treasurer of the organization that operates this site, I want to thank everyone for their generous donations. We had an explosion of support, and I can guarantee that when I run off to the freeway underpass to spend it on...

Hump Day AM Links

Hump Day AM Links

Happy Wednesday boys and girls. Its the mid-week, as far from the weekend as we get. We had the school book fair last night. What an absolute shitshow. They fed us pizza, but somehow it takes longer to feed 1/3 of the school plus families than the kids get for lunch....

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Monday Afternoon Links

I, for one, welcome our new corvid overlords, and will happily report on my fellows rather than find shiny things to bring them.