Wednesday Afternoon Links

Wednesday Afternoon Links

With our friend SugarFree still missing at sea, I'll handle the linkages this afternoon as well. I want to take a second to wish everyone well this holiday season. Our biggest problem has been -- what do you get for 10 & 12 year olds who don't play team sports and...

Wednesday Morning Links

Wednesday Morning Links

I told y’all I was going to be around more on Wednesday. Sloppy and Banjos are off on some sort of ayahuasca driven mission to save Santa from the machine elves as best I can tell. Or maybe it was Ryan Day from OSU fans who don’t know how good they’re got it. Anyhow…...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.