With the popularity of the “it do be like that Mr. Stancil” going around, others have clued us in to the Newspeak all around us, Tim Pool posted a screenshot to TwiX of a Google search that triggered my autism so much, that I had to use Google to see if it was real....
I’m getting tired of defending the Nazis
Captain’s Log… It is now day 20 of the Government Shutdown, no work order. My wife escaped the last RIF announced last week. She confirmed it by logging in to her .gov email and not seeing anyone send her a pink slip. ”If they didn’t want you working why did they give...
We will live to see manmade horrors entirely within the scope of our comprehension
Not a whole lot to say today. Other than for some reason I keep getting messages from recruiters on LinkedIn asking if I am interested in on-site work for positions located in Tucson. Its not the worst place in the world, but I also had a couple interviews where it...
Maybe its not fire, but it is pic heavy so clear your cache
You fucked up, you trusted us.
I probably listen to more podcasts than I should, due to the mindless nature of my work day to day auditing FDRs. I kept finding this woman on my feed, and then she kept coming up more and more so I listened to a YouTube short. I don’t care that she tells women how...
At first I thought it was Canada descending the fastest into totalitarian madness, but then I saw the UK declared war on pizza. This is my review of Bitburger Dry Hopped Zwyckl: Pizza related arguments aside, British pizza isn’t anything to write home about. Believe...
Palo Verdes must die!
…although it isn’t.
I spent my weekend building multiple grandstands for my son’s little league. A bit frustrating given they were meant for a field my son will not be playing on, but hey…I did something good. The fun part was how many nuts and bolts I had to hand tighten my fingers...
Somebody is going to do it, would you rather it be NASA?
¡ATENCIÓN! We need content, people. Submit your articles/ruminants/ideas or anything that might resemble a good story by well….there is no due date, but we need content for the next week or Two. ¡ATENCIÓN! Nothing better than the day after Labor Day. Nobody wants...
As opposed to a fan with a big ass.
I spent the morning in a hole in the wall auto shop after a check engine light that’s been turning on and off the past few weeks actually started to materialize into a noticeable drivetrain issue. Damn thing decided it no longer wanted to shift without making a fuss...
*Buzzzz* *Buzzzz* “Aw hell, not again.” I said. “Wait…this is a Zoom?” HI BROWN MAN. BROWN MAN ON THE AIR ”What?” WELCOME TO FOREST LAWYER PODCAST—WITH STEVE SMITH, ESQ “What?” I asked again, even more confused. STEVE SMITH LIVE STREAM DEBATE. GET OPINION ON FLY....
You may have heard a hurricane made landfall in California. I just want to mark myself safe due to the reports of rain here in Arizona. All is more or less back to normal other than unseasonably cool forecast of 101 degrees and 67% humidity today. Enlaces!...
Inspired by RJ’s article on gaslighting, I’m going to go ahead and throw another conspiracy at you involving blood sucking government parasites. This is my review of OSHO Ales from the Crypt Cake Eater: After spending three years going from calling COVID the China...
You probably heard the news over the weekend, so we’re going to get right into it: Brandon Hererra, aka “The AK Guy” on YouTube is running for congress. Wait, although that’s awesome news, that’s not quite what I wanted to get into. Javier Milei, an Argentine...
Not accepted
This morning I woke up to the mellow sounds of the rain. At least I was able to hear the rain once the 45 pound pit bull freaking the hell out, panting hot drool over my face. Every freaking time a storm passes over. Otherwise its great because its only like 93 and...
“In the time before time began. There was: the cube.”
– Optimus Prime
A message from Glib’s Staff: We experienced a brief technical glitch earlier this morning. We can’t get too far into the “why” of it, only that the problems we incurred were a direct result of actions from IP addresses in the DC-NoVa area. We can’t confirm, or deny...
I’m not sorry. I just don’t.