The big news over the weekend in Arizona has been the weather. Evidently, here was only 2” or so of rain yesterday, but thats enough to completely flood out the streets since they designed them to flood and direct the flow to certain parts of town. Which is fine...
Who the fook is that guy?
Captain’s Log. It is now day 6 of the government shutdown, no working order. My wife is still in the house, even after Elon Musk made her work in a cube downtown instead of the den. Reruns of Rizolli and Isles echo across my tile floors. Its femdom slop but at least...
…I am still just a rat in a cage
This is the most appropriate photo
I had to do it
Sorry about the confusion yesterday. I prefer to not get into details about what was said offline. In other news I seem to have broken the push-pull valve stem to backwash my pool over the weekend. So about half of it is in the regular flow position about 18” into...
This has to be the screwiest fad to date: drinking raw eggs. This is my review of Dogfish Head Punking Ale: No, this is not a new phenomenon, given its the original American breakfast of champions. Perhaps its better to call it, “The Federalist discovers millennials...
Its election day, you deserve it.
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As I mentioned Musk had an impact on my Thursday beyond being the catalyst in uncovering some seriously awful things at Twitter. Turns out I got a phone call from a few frantic relatives asking, “What the hell is that?” I don’t blame them, seeing that in the sky is...
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Not too much going on, other than team blue’s political ads here are getting a bit desperate. First, the astronaut running for senate was seen covering his dome with a trucker hat in his latest ad…of all things. Then they dug up Obama to let us know it would...
Thankfully, the terrible horror movies this time of year allow us to decipher Roman numerals.
This weekend my son put on the Treehouse of Horror from the second season of The Simpsons. We had a brief exchange where I had to explain to him the joke where Kang and Kodos were showing them their TV and Bart asked if it got HBO. “No, that would cost extra.” Now I...
Seriously, those cunts could’ve ruined it like Sriracha
Wait…reverse that.
The AZ senate race is getting serious. This is my review of Two Brothers Quad Radical: News of a poll of millennials likely voters was made public earlier this week with a slightly surprising result. The statewide races in AZ are all within the margin of error. The...
There’s a pattern afoot
Apparently, old Ronnie is into McKink
This week is kicking my ass already…I’ll get right to it. Mexico sends their foreign minister to pursue an end to the Ukraine war. Not a bad idea. If I were running from Mexico, Israel would probably be one of the last places they’d look. That’s a lot of kids...
When I was a kid, my family was out eating sushi. My stepdad thinking he was being slick, offered me $20 to eat the ball of wasabi. So I did. It wasn’t pleasant but $20 filled your tank in those days. So he says double or nothing. I grabbed another ball of wasabi...
If you happen to be one of those people constantly trying to find items that do not contain rapeseed oil or canola oil, I found something interesting while picking up burger buns the other day. King’s Hawaiian uses butter! Kamehameha for the win! Now for Mexican...
Previously on Glibertarians.com “Guten tag, zhe deposit box owner informed us you vould arrive today. Specifically, zhat you are incapable of arriving on time for your appointment, but you vould arrive no later zhan ten minutes late.” ”Yeah that’s sounds like me.” I...
If I’m following whatever the hell that was I’m using the Carl’s Jr. gif.