I have about 3 hours of meetings in the middle of my ¡enlaces! time, so here’s the .gif… ¡Enlaces! That doesn’t sound very elite to me if they got caught. Small plane crash kills 7. Murdock not involved. ...its called Gulf of America! Fuck your AP style guide. Mayor...
Santa is now lactose intolerant, you want Santa farting down the chimney?
Maybe I was a bit hasty. I did not take my son to a recruiter against his will. Turns out his teachers have this retarded habit of listing the assignments in the software (the denominator) all at once. They then will go in one by one and add in the percentage complete...
Fact-checking Beowulf, because you ALL still have Beowulf.
“Female Mexican Soccer” fan is a surprisingly useless Google search
I guess its where it sort of gets dark.
You all, had to complain about being tired of the feature images. Fine.
It was always a meaningless trope but it did originate from an obvious truth.
Over this long weekend I decided to try watching Wanda Vision. This is a show I got into about the 10 minute mark and realize they are either trying to cop I Love Lucy or insult anybody who even watched a single episode. I fall into the latter camp. Ricky Ricardo,...
Not really, the title is misdirection.
¡Tiempo pars los mexicanos!
I guess we got that Earth-Shattering Kaboom I was asking about a few weeks ago. They’re all afraid of this guy. I don’t get it. This is my review of Sun and Steel Sake Lager by Iron Maiden: I will say, is there is evidence he is from my home state of Arizona. Which...
I’ll keep it brief because last time I had a Tuesday afternoon during the most consequential election of all time™... ...Okay nobody cares. If the Brits won’t extradite Assange out of fear he’ll get Epsteined, Mexico offers him asylum. Obama the Pope expresses his...
Every shitshow can be put into perspective
I took an extra day off on account of having too many hours of paid leave to rollover. Its sort of like having a wallet full of $100 bills: nice but nobody wants to accept a bill that large outside of a strip club. Speaking of strip clubs, my local merchant of death...
What is this Canada?
¡EnlaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeS!
My company is giving away annual awards so I could either pay attention to the Zoom call that has the audience muted...or listen to this. I regret nothing. This is my review of Guinness Imperial Gingerbread Spiced Stout: This week the media spent an awful lot of...
Not much going on around here, so lets get to it! Its funny they’re talking about “economic war” with Cuba as if it materialized exclusively in the last four years. I suppose Kennedy predated Obama and therefore before time began for journos. “I think China has more...
You gotta put the ka-boom last, like a grand finale. Boom. Boom. Ka-boom!
My day is shot. All I am going to say... ...if you are the only one aware mistaken payments are being sent on behalf of the company to random people...don’t wait so damn long to tell anybody. So here’s the news from south of the border! The state department...
What did I do with a busted up bow?
Exhausting day doing very little. I’ll get right to it... This is the weekly reminder the El Presidente has still has not congratulated Biden...it appears English speaking media dropped it. Every generation thinks that. Brazilian politician currently comatose due to...
Part 1: I’m not nearly as noble as Tolkien, apparently….Here’s Miss Kansas!
The links are not about to put the Mexican into themselves.