So I picked up my oldest later than usual yesterday. He went to a seminar put on by the current school marching band drum major on what is needed to be selected as drum major at his high school. Only three kids showed up, so he has a real shot at this. The process is...
How has nobody used this photo to meme, “big ol titties…not just the kind that make your teeth bleed”?
I have a 3 hour block of meetings this afternoon….you know the drill at this point.. ¡enlaces! The big news in Latin America today is the King of Spanish Bullfighting was gored in the ass. Severe damage to soft tissues and lower GI tract will leave him out of the ring...
Not really, the title is misdirection.
¡Tiempo pars los mexicanos!
I guess we got that Earth-Shattering Kaboom I was asking about a few weeks ago. They’re all afraid of this guy. I don’t get it. This is my review of Sun and Steel Sake Lager by Iron Maiden: I will say, is there is evidence he is from my home state of Arizona. Which...
I’ll keep it brief because last time I had a Tuesday afternoon during the most consequential election of all time™... ...Okay nobody cares. If the Brits won’t extradite Assange out of fear he’ll get Epsteined, Mexico offers him asylum. Obama the Pope expresses his...
Every shitshow can be put into perspective
I took an extra day off on account of having too many hours of paid leave to rollover. Its sort of like having a wallet full of $100 bills: nice but nobody wants to accept a bill that large outside of a strip club. Speaking of strip clubs, my local merchant of death...
What is this Canada?
¡EnlaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeS!
My company is giving away annual awards so I could either pay attention to the Zoom call that has the audience muted...or listen to this. I regret nothing. This is my review of Guinness Imperial Gingerbread Spiced Stout: This week the media spent an awful lot of...
Not much going on around here, so lets get to it! Its funny they’re talking about “economic war” with Cuba as if it materialized exclusively in the last four years. I suppose Kennedy predated Obama and therefore before time began for journos. “I think China has more...
You gotta put the ka-boom last, like a grand finale. Boom. Boom. Ka-boom!
My day is shot. All I am going to say... ...if you are the only one aware mistaken payments are being sent on behalf of the company to random people...don’t wait so damn long to tell anybody. So here’s the news from south of the border! The state department...
What did I do with a busted up bow?
Exhausting day doing very little. I’ll get right to it... This is the weekly reminder the El Presidente has still has not congratulated Biden...it appears English speaking media dropped it. Every generation thinks that. Brazilian politician currently comatose due to...
Part 1: I’m not nearly as noble as Tolkien, apparently….Here’s Miss Kansas!
The links are not about to put the Mexican into themselves.
Rendered like fat.
I still need to add a recipe to the Thanksgiving Recipe deal. I might try a new brine this year, the one last year contained sugar and since I prefer to deep-fry resulted in what I can only describe as “mahogany turkey.” Which would be great if it were really...
I don’t know who used John Titor’s time machine last…but it now smells like either really good, or really bad cheese.
There are no windows on a time machine, people!
Good afternoon Glibs! I will start with something local to be happy about. The Maricopa County Recorder race flipped from Adrian Fontes (Asshole-AZ) to the team red challenger, in a race that appears irrelevant enough to ignore, except it isn’t because that is who...
I’m not terribly disappointed. I can argue I live in the most libertarian state in the country now. We always had guns, Mexicans, butt sex has always been acceptable so long as you stay out of Mesa, and now we have weed!
Right. The fucking taxes…nevermind.
Just think, if this were Mexico you’d only have to put up with it once every six years and it’d be over by July.