Poor hapless bastards are in the news again, but enough about the NY Mets. This is serious. This is my review of Boulevard Wood Barron Barrel Fresh Ale: The news lately has been a rather unusual series of scientists suddenly…dying. Now the easy way to explain this are...
Again? I need a better yob.
Yes, I am making a reference to this song from “the 90’s”. Scare quotes intended. This is my review of Fate Brewery Island Noir: In the beginning of his reign of terror, there many were apprehensive of the worlds most infamous Palestinian. I can say that with...
Fools! REPENT
All that occurs now has been foretold by the prophet. REPENT
They will take your livelihood, your property, your churches, probably your wife. REPENT
Its all here written years ago by the prophet, simply open your mind to the TRUTH.
I’m pregaming, sue me.
Something dear to me is returning.
I’d have to scroll through two years worth of uploaded photos to find my usual photos, and this one was right on top.
Some of us still gather to attend a costume party, so I have to do this before Babylon Bee steals the bit …again…
Only because you all complained
Yes. Its Tuesday, again.
After a long and (I’ll be nice) tiresome process in determining whether or not the local schools are reopening, the district my kids attend finally bit the bullet and let my kids in—in phases. The younger of the two are already attending while my oldest will finally...
Same bat show, same bat channel, new bat time!
The best part of October!
Definitely an album title for a German Metal band.
The week just sort of flew right by.
I wanted to talk about this courageous act of free expression. Are we talking about this? Well, no. In my defense however, it was you—yes YOU, that brought something else up. This is my review of Black Plague Brewing Silo Surfer Lager: Given the movie that has once...
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Failure to comply will result in participating in chain gangs, pink underwear, and being fed the bare minimum to avoid 8th Amendment lawsuits.
While that looks good, I’m actually having a bagel.
Get your conspiracy theory hats.
I got an hour to fill in.
Leave…it to…the Shatman…to….finally create…controversy…we can really….bitch…about.
Which is a silly way of claiming its hotter, really. Saying “I sweat more in Florida,” doesn’t make it hotter, it just means you are sweating.
In light of events that may or may not have lead to a number of people here stocking up on certain canned goods, I thought I’d let everyone know an easy way to actually eat the contents of those cans and not disturb your delicate gastrointestinal tract. This is my...
Who’s down for an extra set?