Saturday Morning 4th of July All-American Links

Saturday Morning 4th of July All-American Links

One of the few things he was wrong about. He WAS a great man. I have nothing to say, because the greatest President in the history of this country already said it, and said it better than any of his successors ever could. Herewith, some excerpts from that marvelous...

Sunday Morning Links of Exhaustion

Sunday Morning Links of Exhaustion

The week has been too long, and dealing with tards makes it even longer. One small ray of hope- we just hired a new waitress whom we might be able to ease into the Tard Waitress's hours. She scored major points with me during her training on wine when she asked, "How...

Saturday Morning Surrounded By Tards Links

Saturday Morning Surrounded By Tards Links

Our retarded staff continues to provide me with material. After our waitress's insistence that she understands everything there is to know about every wine and beer on our list, she's now confident on giving recommendations. Confidence, unfortunately, is not the same...

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.