A Visit to the DFW Cryptid Museum

A Visit to the DFW Cryptid Museum

The Dark Hour Haunted House has opened up for the season! This is one of my favorite haunted houses. They had completely redone the floor plan and also added a new Cryptid Museum! I am a huge fan of Cryptids. The family often plays this Top Trumps Cryptid deck with...

Fortress

Fortress

This movie suffers from "crappy posteritis." So I am posting a still. Even the stills I found are not great. Fortress (1992) Yusef got me thinking a bit about libertarian movies. There are definitely some obvious ones to discuss, but if everybody knows the film...

Fortress

Bruce Double Feature

This has nothing to do with tonight's movies, I just find it hilarious and I giggle every time I see it. Johnny Yune would love it too. My Name is Bruce They Call Me Bruce? Looking back over the past four years it seems I tried a double feature every year. What the...

Hello. My name is R.J. I am a Tulpa with extra cheese and sour cream.

Ninja Terminator

I’ve loaded up the family and fled to Florida to escape… The Ninja Terminator!

Fido

Ask Fido to fetch your slippers for tonight’s movie and see what happens!

My Name is Nobody

You’ll be pushing up daisies for Valentines with Terence Hill in “My Name is Nobody.”

The Selling

For that rare cinematic combination of realtors in ill-fitting business clothes and irritating ghosts you cannot beat tonight’s film: The Selling!

Lifeforce

Oooo! The movie of the week is Lifeforce! That means we’re gonna see…

Tokyo Gore Police

Oral Sex! J-sploitation! Limbless dog woman! Stabby needles! Bodily integrity Issues! Bullet shooting penises! Grab your ticket and come on in!

Danger 5

Time to pour an old fashioned and find some Danger 5 with R.J.
Nazi pleasure girls! Fascist STDs! Happy Thanksgiving!

GlibFlick: The Matador

“The Matador” is a comedy featuring computer generated bulls. A big point was made of this, potentially over fears of being cancelled. This movie came out in 2005, which was awfully early to worry about being cancelled by a mob.

Robo Vampire

Through me you pass into a realm of crap from R.J.
Through me you discover a need for significant sedation
Suspend all belief, ye who enter here…
Because Robo-Vampire is the movie of the week!