Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in Staff at a Virginia liquor store got a shock on Saturday when they came into work to find the store had been broken into by a very intoxicated raccoon. The "masked bandit" was found passed out in...
"It looks like..." the hat began. "Don't say it," the hair growled. "That you were having..." "Don't." "A bad hair day." The hair launched himself at the hat, screeching in rage, sweeping him off the desk. They landed in a squirming ball on the floor, howling, biting,...
The key to looking youthful is Swamp Thing semen. Also, it makes you delusional. "Do you know what it is like to hate? When it goes deep down inside?" The press junket for Wicked is just Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo having some sort of weird lesbian...
OMG, it’s the best.
“Danger, Joe Biden! Danger!”
Some smooth chords
On the car radio
Lightning
Senator Dianne Feinstein Taken To Hospital After Tripping, Falling In San Francisco Senator Dianne Feinstein was at the hospital, TMZ has learned, after tripping and falling Tuesday in her home city of San Francisco. We do not know how serious her injuries are ......
Just a hang and chill. Nothing weird or anything.
All the things she couldn’t say.
Bork bork bork
I don’t know if it’s my strength, but this chair keeps breaking!
“But the dreams came on in the humid Florida night like livewire voodoo”
Seduction
The Triumphant Return of Cracky
The high falsetto
You knew what you were getting into.
Empty dreams can only disappoint.
Titties
I was bored before I even began
Who made who?
As simple as a flower
Take a deep whiff.
The ashes and the fire.
The Price of Betrayal