“My Presidential Library is going to be so classy,” Donald said, “just the classist." “But it’s in Florida,” the hair said. “Florida loves Donald,” the hat said. “Where else should he have it?” “Uh, New York City? His hometown.” “Nah, fuck that shithole. They can rot...
There is something almost comforting that Mandy has always been and still is an offensive idiot. Like the changing of the seasons: you might not know when winter comes, but you know it will. When will Mandy reveal herself to be a deluded asshole again? Soon. She is...
“I know they broke the escalators on purpose,” the hat spat. “The building is a dump, a dump,” Donald said. “I could have made it beautiful, just so classy.” “Those waterheads were lucky you even bothered to talk to them,” the hat said. “Can you guys keep it down?”...
Mission accomplished
Hey! Uh-huh!
In a way, I can’t help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane.
Hot Havana Nights
Is she really going out with him?
All-Natural Strawberry Flavoring
You’re lookin’ good, just like a snake in the grass
Sush.
celebrate our disease
purely medical
but i’ve just seen a surgeon
and with a knife he cut
everybody, everyone, let’s go
His riddles three.
my name is blue canary
Timing is everything.
“It only takes a camera to change her mind”
“You tore your dress.”
get past the cover of your books profound
What does Q know?
never say repression
unless you’re ready to mean it, baby
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons
“I’ve a brother of sorts in Torquemada”