“I am not thinning!” the hair said, quivering with rage like angry Jello. “We all saw the pictures,” the hat said. “Bad lighting!” the hair protested. “Or maybe AI!” “Aging doesn’t have to be a bad thing, you know,” the hat said, letting pity tinge his words. “We’re...
Slate offers advice to deaf ears. There’s One Word the Left Needs to Start Saying if They Want to Win Hong is tempering herself here. You can find a ho-hum plea for unity in her answer, as well as a guarded concession that Thanksgiving is a holiday that the vast...
I first spotted her on the bus home as it dragged and bumped along a blighted stretch of New England. She had the Innsmouth look about her, easy to spot if your route took you through the shabby little port town, with its sagging roofs and rotting pier. I had looked...
Fake Fake but in a Real Real way
Meanwhile…
All music and a story I didn’t write.
Editor’s Note: Some readers may find this story arousing.
Can I make it anymore obvious?
Kentucky
“I am Yulaw! I am nobody’s bitch!”
Dread in monochrome
David
“So you run down to the safety of the town”
Appealing to the, uh, urban markets.
What Mama wants, Mama gets.
“Oh, to be the cream”
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I AM THE ELECTRIC MESSIAH! THE AC/DC GOD!
A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct.
“Getting older makes it harder to remember… we are our only saviors.”
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Ignore the evidence.
Anthropodermic bibliopegy
I’ve got a thing called “kayak love.”
And I ride and I ride