“I’ll hit him with a left, he won’t see that coming, and then an uppercut with the right!” Joe said,...

  “This feels wrong,” she said to the lump of slack flesh and veins in the bed next to her. “It’s for...

  “Do you think I’d make a pretty First Lady?” Joe asked. Jen and Finnegan looked at each other, mildly...

It had been a rough day. They were all rough days, but today particularly so. She took a drag from the...

  “Is it OK to come in?” Finnegan asked from the doorway, a hand clamped tightly over her eyes. “Come...

“You n-n-need to tell me how to deal with Putin,” Joe said. He was close enough to Donald to feel his Florida...

  “Gotta call one night, woman said to me, obviously not the same persuasion as I was politically,...

  "Merry Groundhog Day!" Joe shouted as he crawled from his isolation chamber. He had been saying this...