Wednesday Afternoon Links

Wednesday Afternoon Links

SugarFree is spent after that Hat'n'Hair episode. So you guys get me. The stand-in, the understudy. And I'm good with that. I've noticed something in the last couple of days. My older kids don't know how to be bored. Lemme set the scene. There is a "fight" Sunday...

Wednesday Links in the Afternoon

Wednesday Links in the Afternoon

Always good to follow the adventures of the Hat & Hair, today with special guest star. I think winter is breaking down here. Supposed to get to 75 tomorrow. I enjoyed both weeks of winter this year. Lots of New York plates on the road. Hopefully, packing up to go...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Monday Afternoon Links

I, for one, welcome our new corvid overlords, and will happily report on my fellows rather than find shiny things to bring them.